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Anyone ever get spanked as a kid

  1. #61
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by fag I'm starting to not believe you.

    >Believing Spictroll

    Not even once
  2. #62
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by fag I'm starting to not believe you.

    I swear on the Totse Bible that every word I said is the complete truth.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #63
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh yeah, tricking the youth with stories related to “penis inspection day”.

    It’s possible, but I sure as hell hope things weren’t actually that fucked up back then. Could say a lot about human nature.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-05-18T20:32:27.321515+00:00
  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What the fuck is a folded over penis?
  5. #65
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ What the fuck is a folded over penis?

    where you tuck it up instead of letting it hang down... derp!
  6. #66
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Malice Oh yeah, tricking the youth with stories related tip “penis inspection day”.

    It’s possible, but I sure as hell hope things weren’t actually that fucked up back then. Could say a lot about human nature.

    of course it was and it still is today with all the pedo rings and teachers fucking their students.. its just the rape/molestation/pedo culture has changed and tries to be more covert these days, just ask psychomantis
  7. #67
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ What the fuck is a folded over penis?

    You know... when you're swimming, you can have your pecker pointing straight up or folded down over your sack. According to this teacher, if you bend your dick over your sack, you can get germs and bacteria in there. If you point it up, the bacteria can't accumulate.
  8. #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pointed up like.. tucked under the waist band of your swimming trunks? Sorry I really don't understand how you can put your dick up or down when you're swimmng. WTF?? ahaha
  9. #69
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Pointed up like.. tucked under the waist band of your swimming trunks? Sorry I really don't understand how you can put your dick up or down when you're swimmng. WTF?? ahaha

    The swimming trucks are tight enough fitting to hold your dick in place, however you prefer positioning it.
  10. #70
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ahhh. Alright. I understand now. That's some wacky stuff man.

    TUCK YOUR DICK IN CHARLIE!!
  11. #71
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When I was in middle school, our gym teacher was an older lady, and as all the males were about to go into the swimming pool she would line up all the boys to check their dicks. She always instructed each male that their dick should always be pointed up when swimming in the pool, because, she insisted, if it was folded down, disease and rot could too easily form down there. So she would line up all us boys and pull our bathing trunks open in front and check each one of us, to make sure our dicks were properly positioned before we went in. If you forgot and left your dick folded over, she would grab it and re-position it properly. I was the only kid who finally had enough, and when she went to check, I told her I didn't need anything checked. Then she said I was just being silly, but I refused to let her touch me. Then she got mad and said I would be reported. I said, fine, go ahead bitch, do it. But nothing ever happened, and she never tried it again with me.

    You were molested.
  12. #72
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by SBTlauien You were molested.

    It would explain his visceral reaction tom all things pedo.
  13. #73
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SBTlauien You were molested.

    If that was the case, then the entire male student body was molested as well, because we all had to undergo this "dick examination".
  14. #74
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by fag I just assumed everyone here were abused by their parents. It's a generational issue that no one seems to care about. I just want to see someone do it in public so I can beat the fuck out of them in front of their children. I call out bad parenting when I see it in public and it pisses people off, I've been attacked for telling people they are bad parents and I love when people attack me and I can fight in "self defense"

    you couldn't beat the fuck out of a 10 year old girl, and honestly, you deserve to get your teeth knocked out. you faggot little twerp
  15. #75
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If that was the case, then the entire male student body was molested as well, because we all had to undergo this "dick examination".

    Sounds legit. I bet it was a Catholic school.
  16. #76
    fag Houston
    DOes somebody have a case of the mondays?
  17. #77
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    the penis inspection meme has, over years, made me wonder if there were penis inspections that i just fucking forgot about. creepy paranoia.
  18. #78
    If the boys had penis inspections, did the girls have titty tests?
  19. #79
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo If the boys had penis inspections, did the girls have titty tests?

    Because the opposite of penis is titty?
  20. #80
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    girls are not actors in the world, so there's no need to inspect them. presumably they'd be inspecting penises with alien technology that allows them to classify you according to your future role in the intergalactic gambling emporium, where alien spirits make wagers based on various aspects of your souls development.
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