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  1. #81
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What the hell is this? He controls 2 balls with each hand but he doesnt pass any balls from one hand to the other.

    He's keeping it simple so Jill can follow along.
  2. #82
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    what is it called when I cram my cock into you nasal chasm? rape? or suffication?

    I'll call it an orgasm
  3. #83
    Originally posted by infinityshock what is it called when I cram my cock into you nasal chasm? rape? or suffication?

    I'll call it an orgasm

    Now I see your plan. Very cunning. You are attempting to slowly bore the remaining user base to death.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #84
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    lol
  5. #85
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  6. #86
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Now I see your plan. Very cunning. You are attempting to slowly bore the remaining user base to death.

    don't be jealous....you're still my favorite sinus cavity to inseminate.
  7. #87
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    I jizzed in my pants
  8. #88
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmQ The site in general and the flow of threads and comments seems to run much smoother, like a silk river.

    Funny how that works.
  9. #89
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    a silk river wouldn't flow because it's not a fluid. it's a fabric.
  10. #90
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Liquid silk obv
  11. #91
    Originally posted by Open Your Mind What the hell is this? He controls 2 balls with each hand but he doesnt pass any balls from one hand to the other.

    It's illustrating how TDR juggle 2 sets on balls while he has their corresponding cocks in his mouth
  12. #92
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I jizzed in my pants

    That pic was taken just after he clubbed the woman with his cane and ran away.
  13. #93
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That pic was taken just after he clubbed the woman with his cane and ran away.

    that is hot from a prison-love point of view no matter how you look at it
  14. #94
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Now I see your plan. Very cunning. You are attempting to slowly bore the remaining user base to death.

    in all honesty...when you were in jail...how many dicks did you suck, and how many different men did you let stuff your asshole like a naughty christmas goose?

    I bet that nasal chunnel made you popular.

    blow a nut into your mouth and you can be a human jizz fountain.
  15. #95
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You know you're dealing with a simpleton when a person thinks jail is where the raping and gaysechs takes place, unaware the jail is completely different than prison. It's an easy way to tell when you're dealing with a basic bitch.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. #96
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You know you're dealing with a simpleton when a person thinks jail is where the raping and gaysechs takes place, unaware the jail is completely different than prison. It's an easy way to tell when you're dealing with a basic bitch.

    jail is worse, dumbass.
  17. #97
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ You know you're dealing with a simpleton when a person thinks jail is where the raping and gaysechs takes place, unaware the jail is completely different than prison. It's an easy way to tell when you're dealing with a basic bitch.

    Not necessarily. If you are in a detention center, rather than a county jail, there's lots of fags in there ready to grease up your asshole.
  18. #98
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by snab_snib jail is worse, dumbass.

    I agree, dumbass. Simple motherfuckers around here I swear on me mum.
  19. #99
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Not necessarily. If you are in a detention center, rather than a county jail, there's lots of fags in there ready to grease up your asshole.

    Not necessarily what? Lol.
  20. Originally posted by -SpectraL

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