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  1. #61
    Anyone notice that SpectraL doesn't like using his Jill puppet as much anymore?
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  2. #62
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Anyone notice that SpectraL doesn't like using his Jill puppet as much anymore?

    You are like the vulture that sits on the telephone pole looking down on a dying carcass and examining its chances from afar. But you're even worse, because you're right close up, with that big hole in your face, and those ugly bags under your eyes, and your sour puss.
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  3. #63
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You are like the vulture that sits on the telephone pole looking down on a dying carcass and examining its chances from afar. But you're even worse, because you're right close up, with that big hole in your face, and those ugly bags under your eyes, and your sour puss.

    This, quite frankly, is a grand compliment. You and snib snab are handing out compliments disguised as insults lately.


    I WISH TO BE THE GRAND VULTURE THAT LIVES ON TOP OF THE POLE AND SLEEPS WITHIN THE DUMPSTER, ALWAYS CONSUMED WITH GARBAGE AND TRASH, ALWAYS WATCHING, ALWAYS EMBRACING THE SHIT THAT COULD BECOME ME.
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  4. #64
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You are like the vulture that sits on the telephone pole looking down on a dying carcass and examining its chances from afar. But you're even worse, because you're right close up, with that big hole in your face, and those ugly bags under your eyes, and your sour puss.

    Is that a death rattle I hear in your chest or just you banging furiously on your keyboard again? Meh, either way not even a buzzard has any use for your withered useless carcass.
  5. #65
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Is that a death rattle I hear in your chest or just you banging furiously on your keyboard again? Meh, either way not even a buzzard has any use for your withered useless carcass.

    I am in peak physical condition. I could do 100 pushups on one arm.
  6. #66
    I made q custom browser skript to hide his posts
  7. #67
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I am in peak physical condition. I could do 100 pushups on one arm.

    Dude, you look like a toothless goat. I could break you with a dirty look.
  8. #68
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I am in peak physical condition. I could do 100 pushups on one arm.

    Could, not can lol
  9. #69
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Could, not can lol

    Well, I wouldn't do it unless I had a reason to. Why would I expend all the effort for no reason? That wouldn't be logical. But you'd be safe to assume I can do 100 on the one arm if called upon.
  10. #70
    Lol we basically raised sploo and directed his young adulthood. We are the worst fucking parents.
  11. #71
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Nice try bitch. If you didn't care about us you wouldn't keep posting here.

    as I've said countless times before...I'm not here for your entertainment.

    you're here for mine
  12. #72
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Dude, you look like a toothless goat. I could break you with a dirty look.

    considering your facial features....that isn't saying a whole lot
  13. #73
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Anyone notice that SpectraL doesn't like using his Jill puppet as much anymore?

    the only puppet around here is you when your various boyfriends cram their forearms up your asshole and work you like a sloppy marionette
  14. #74
    Originally posted by infinityshock as I've said countless times before…I'm not here for your entertainment.

    you're here for mine

    If posting the same puerile homosexual rape reply for over 5 years is your idea of entertainment the following juggling act should keep you busy for the rest of the day. Enjoy the show and we'll see ya tomorrow little fella.

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  15. #75
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver If posting the same puerile homosexual rape reply for over 5 years is your idea of entertainment the following juggling act should keep you busy for the rest of the day. Enjoy the show and we'll see ya tomorrow little fella.


    it's not rape when you're enjoying it
  16. #76
    Originally posted by infinityshock it's not rape when you're enjoying it

  17. #77
    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That is a massively disgusting vagina of which the likes of you being around doesn't surprise me in the least. lol.

    "hey look guys here's a disgusting vajeen which I was near, aren't I edgy and cool?!"

    No. No you're just a faggot still.

    you're probably a virgin
  18. #78
    Originally posted by snab_snib you're probably a virgin

    Sock puppets don't even have a dick so STFU.
  19. #79
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by snab_snib you're probably a virgin

    there's no probably involved here.
  20. #80
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver

    What the hell is this? He controls 2 balls with each hand but he doesnt pass any balls from one hand to the other.
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