I got my DNA tested

1. 2023-04-05 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What DNA testing service did you use?

   
   
2. 2023-04-05 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #22
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Yay lets have our dna now mapped for the giant information grab
   
   Woohoo
   
   Not
3. 2023-04-05 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #23
   Kafka sweaty
   I matched with my cousin on it so can confirm the jedi came from my mum's side.
4. 2023-04-05 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #24
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

   Originally posted by Kafka Idk why I'm surprised. It said I have a 1% chance of having ginger hair but my great granddad was a ginger and my hair can look red in the sun. My eyes are dark green with amber at the centre but can sometimes look bright amber when I'm emotional or grey/blue in photograghs.
   
   
   
   

   
   lol at ur user handle i just noticed it says like fona victim of incest hehe.
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5. 2023-04-05 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Wariat, have you had your DNA tested? (other than by Interpol)
6. 2023-04-05 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wariat, have you had your DNA tested? (other than by Interpol)

   
   He got the Kiddie Diddler genotype
7. 2023-04-05 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #27
   Kafka sweaty
   Ig I'll never know if I'm more celtic or saxon.
   
   
8. 2023-04-05 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #28
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka I matched with my cousin on it so can confirm the jedi came from my mum's side.

   
   That makes you one of the real ones according to them. Jewish ancestry, according to themselves, is passed down from mother-to-child. I find these kind of concepts absurd. In my country, they argue you are what your father is. Other ethnic groups gatekeep so hard, they will claim someone is not a part of their ethnic group because the person's father doesn't belong to their ethnic group while the person's mother does. Idiots. You can't argue genetics; if someone is half something and half something else, they are free to identify as either or both if they wish. I don't understand the gatekeeping.
9. 2023-04-05 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #29
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   Lol all those US ones probably hillbillies. Teach her to give me shit.
10. 2023-11-07 at 11:38 PM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Haxxor Lol @ your DNA being part of a global database now. Stupid stupid stupid

    
    23&me got hacked recently
    
    imagine losing not only your login information and personal details, but also your genetic data
    
    
    fuys
    
    just imagine
11. 2023-11-07 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #31
    

    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I got my penis tested
    
    the results just came
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12. 2023-11-07 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #32
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "what's having a penis like?"
    "sometimes it's hard"
13. 2023-11-07 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i also had my penis tested.
    
    it has minor issue.
14. 2023-11-07 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #34
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra 23&me got hacked recently
    
    imagine losing not only your login information and personal details, but also your genetic data
    
    
    fuys
    
    just imagine

    
    It was the people who used their names as their passwords that got hacked.
15. 2023-11-07 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #35
    Kafka sweaty
    Before I got the test there was a notice that it may be hacked, and I proceeded. So everyone there has.
16. 2023-11-07 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #36
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Kafka It was the people who used their names as their passwords that got hacked.

    
    that's what the company says but they're likely downplaying it considering how many full datasets were taken
17. 2023-11-07 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #37
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra that's what the company says but they're likely downplaying it considering how many full datasets were taken

    
    No one gives a fuck they signed a waiver.
18. 2023-11-07 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #38
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, lmao
19. 2023-11-08 at 12 AM UTC

    #39
    Kafka sweaty
    I gave them permission to use my DNA for research. Ifgaf if they try to create clones of me, erase autism or whatever.
20. 2023-11-08 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #40
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra lol, lmao

    
    You have no self-awareness aldra. You have no clue how you're wasting your time, or what you are, or that I know what you are. No matter how many petty attempts to gain approval from the parasites here by going after an 'easy target', you'll still always be an idiot.