I got my DNA tested

1. 2023-04-05 at 12:24 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   Idk why I'm surprised. It said I have a 1% chance of having ginger hair but my great granddad was a ginger and my hair can look red in the sun. My eyes are dark green with amber at the centre but can sometimes look bright amber when I'm emotional or grey/blue in photograghs.
   
   
   
   
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2. 2023-04-05 at 12:27 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Why the focus (no pun intended) on eye color?
3. 2023-04-05 at 12:34 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Kafka is jedi. No surprise.
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4. 2023-04-05 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I can breathe again, it showed Europe on the map. https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/most-ashkenazi-jedis-are-genetically-europeans-surprising-study-finds-8c11358210
5. 2023-04-05 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Maybe you can get reparations for the holocaust
6. 2023-04-05 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   They don't know which part of Europe. It's gonna bug me the 1% unassigned thing.
   
   
7. 2023-04-05 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I was thinking of getting mine done at some point a while back but then I read a few articles saying how inaccurate they were and it was a bit of a scam...so I didn't. I don't know if that's changed now.
8. 2023-04-05 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Lol @ your DNA being part of a global database now. Stupid stupid stupid
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9. 2023-04-05 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Twinkie the kid 50% ashkernazi putting 1m ⱤATCOIN up for a bet if anyone wants to take that action

10. 2023-04-05 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    Idk what to think, I'm looking at regions and the one my surname is from doesn't show up at all.
11. 2023-04-05 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Idk what to think, I'm looking at regions and the one my surname is from doesn't show up at all.

    
    What DNA testing service did you use?
12. 2023-04-05 at 12:48 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    That's p much it, Glasgow was blue as well.
    
    
13. 2023-04-05 at 2:07 PM UTC

    #13
    Kafka sweaty
    I still have a lot of relatives in Birmingham on my dad's side, that's where my granny was from so I wonder how many relatives I have in the other places.
14. 2023-04-05 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    Okay it's showing me 1500 relatives. That's just the people who have had their DNA tested as well?
15. 2023-04-05 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    
16. 2023-04-05 at 3:19 PM UTC

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    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kafka Okay it's showing me 1500 relatives.

    
    So your daddy was bit of a dirty boi spreading his wild oats around?
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17. 2023-04-05 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    I was my dad's only biological child. Not a single one of these relatives have my surname.
18. 2023-04-05 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    7 in Poland...you and Wariat may be distant cousins.
19. 2023-04-05 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why I'm surprised. It said I have a 1% chance of having ginger hair but my great granddad was a ginger and my hair can look red in the sun. My eyes are dark green with amber at the centre but can sometimes look bright amber when I'm emotional or grey/blue in photograghs.
    
    
    
    

    
    Jew detected. Explains why you're mean towards men.
20. 2023-04-05 at 3:34 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What DNA testing service did you use?

    
    That's 23&me. They give both your paternal haplogroup as well as your maternal haplogroup which is why their service stands out from other DNA testing services which only give you your paternal haplogroup. I guess that's also why it's more expensive than the other services. Other services charge around $50 whereas 23&me charges $90 or $100. Considering OP received their results in April, I'm going to go ahead and assume she bought it late last year when they gave a discount.
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