I'll be 40 soon.

1. 2023-03-30 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I just want to live to see my son turn 18 in 16 years. Anything after that is greedy. I haven't had a great life by any stretch of imagination but it could be worse
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2. 2023-03-30 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #62
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I just want to live to see my son turn 18 in 16 years. Anything after that is greedy. I haven't had a great life by any stretch of imagination but it could be worse

   
   Had my boys in my early 40s and asked god to let me make it until they turned at least 16, they just turned 18. Figured by 16 I could plant in their head my beliefs, you never know what tard your wife could hook up with if you died.
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3. 2023-03-30 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by jerryb Had my boys in my early 40s and asked god to let me make it until they turned at least 16, they just turned 18. Figured by 16 I could plant in their head my beliefs, you never know what tard your wife could hook up with if you died.

   
   Basically this. 16 is too formative, ideally 20 so they have the skills to process my death and use it as motivation to attack the world. I've been so low lately idky I even bother tho
4. 2023-03-30 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Sweet African Astronaut
   Having children is faggotted
5. 2023-03-30 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #65
   

   D-Bonglord Tuskegee Airman
   i got like 3 kids but idk which one belongs to which baby mam
6. 2023-03-30 at 11:29 PM UTC

   #66
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sweet My name is Tara, and I do not possess any children. Yes, to a degree, I do feel self-conscious about that, because it's abnormal. Don't tell em recently tried to make me feel especially bad about that. However, I know that God chose my path for me for good reasons… in him I trust and have faith.

7. 2023-03-30 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #67
   

   jerryb African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sweet Having children is faggotted

   
   Homos not allowed in my family. Maybe your parents should have tried a little harder so they wouldn't have a fag son.
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   • Sudo
8. 2023-03-30 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Sudo "Hey Bro, ever notice how you're like, incredibly stupid?"
   
   "OMG how do you know everything about me? You're obsessive stalking is Making me uncomfortable!"

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thanks fir pointing out you are obsessed

9. 2023-03-31 at 12:08 AM UTC

   #69
   

   88✝ĦShadow88Legion✝Ħ88 Houston
   quotes are for the weak
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   We cannot be killed
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10. 2023-03-31 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #70
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Alts are for the weak and cowardly
11. 2023-03-31 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #71
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm 27. I turn 28 this year unless I die before that moment.
12. 2023-03-31 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #72
    

    Sweet African Astronaut
    WellHung more like WellCookedInTheHead folx
13. 2023-03-31 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure thing Poindexter, sure thing…

    
    
14. 2023-03-31 at 3:12 PM UTC

    #74
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Alts are for the weak and cowardly

    
    Your opinion is worthless to every other poster.
15. 2023-03-31 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Sweet African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Your opinion is worthless to every other poster.

    
    You're worthless even to a Wanted poster
16. 2023-03-31 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Haxxor

    
    Your perception powers need work
17. 2023-03-31 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #77
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by WellHung Your opinion is worthless to every other poster.

    
    I'm not here for others
18. 2023-03-31 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #78
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I think i'm too good to fuck niggers.

    
    🙄
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