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I'll be 40 soon.

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  2. #22
    40 was a good year for me.
  3. #23
    jerryb African Astronaut
    40 ain't shit, I turned 62 last week.
  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
  5. #25
    Caring about age is cringe
  6. #26
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Seriously DT 40 ain't that old. Wife and I screwed up 18 years ago and twin boys was the result. Being an older dad I am calmer and know how to do lots of stuff so I have become all their friends favorite.

    Hell my place has given lots of boys their first time to shoot a gun and my garage apartment is now a gaming room and hangout. Fuck they even have a pool table.
  7. #27
    in 20 years the maximum life expectancy will be increased by 20 years, or even more.

    There is a chance that being alive another 20 years will enable you to live well into your 100's and possibly even forever
  8. #28
    Originally posted by jerryb Seriously DT 40 ain't that old.

    yea but 40 is the age where the comedic possibility of getting a father in law thats younger then you becomes more than 0 %.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Ember McLain in 20 years the maximum life expectancy will be increased by 20 years, or even more.

    There is a chance that being alive another 20 years will enable you to live well into your 100's and possibly even forever

    You could upload your essence into a sophisticated algorithm and reside on the Innernet forever.
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  11. #31
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could upload your essence into a sophisticated algorithm and reside on the Innernet forever.

    I would rather live in the fleshnet
  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thanks for reminding the entire forum and every alt how much I've managed to hurt your butt with no real effort.

    What are you even trying to convey here? Re read your post and tell me if it sounds like someone who's first language is English

    Fuck that reminds me of when you kept spelling "conservative" wrong over and over again until I called you out and you started using spell check
  13. #33
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Haha soi is such a fucking LOSER
  14. #34
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I can't wait till I'm old a f and can just sit at home and play dnd games all day and smoke pot and collect a pension and whatever.

    I'll yell at people if they come on my lawn and shit

    It's gonna be awesome

    I'm 32 now
  15. #35
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Just make a lot of money and do that now
  16. #36
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I don't like to work that hard

    That's why I'm currently in school and working a job that pays me 5k a semester to go so I can get my masters with no debt

    Trust me I worked hard like my whole life till now and it sucked
  17. #37
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    And a lot of money to me would have to be like at least 20 mil
  18. #38
    Sweet African Astronaut
    Just work a lot for a bit then chill
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Sweet Just make a lot of money and do that now



    Originally posted by Sweet Just work a lot for a bit then chill

    *and move to the United States

    except you have to put up with a retard population 2 party system od idiots and ILLGAL WEED LOL

    but at least you get to have guns, sometimes.

    California - No Guns, high taxes, yes weed
    New York, no guns, no weed, high taxes, MUH SOCIAL SERVICES


    id probably live in Colorado or something as I am pretty sure they are cool with Guns and Weed and aren't known for having insane high taxes like other places.
    I don't know anyone in my country working towards a career that isn't looking for a job "IN THE STATES" because they know that our money is worthless and staying here working will never bring prosperity to your life no matter how hard you work or even scam the system when the system is based on scamming it's people

    welcome to the modern(a) economy folx
  20. #40
    WellHung Black Hole
    Happy Birthday, guy. Welcome To The Machine.
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