2023-03-22 at 11:29 PM UTC
*viral dance*
About to catch another flight
Apple bottom make him wanna bite
I just wanna have a good night
I just wanna have a good night
Hold up! 🎶💖
2023-03-22 at 11:48 PM UTC
I got the Cottdamn giggles….and they are something fierce
2023-03-22 at 11:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Honestly im pretty drunk. i pulled up to the 25 hour subway n there were 2 cops inside. They sized me up and i knew if i looked sketchy they might stop me on my way out so i just looked real NONCHALANT and asked them about if they solved any MURDERS tonight and remarked that it was sad that the city wasnt paying him enough that he had to get a flatbread sandwich instead of the jalapeno cheddar double philly cheesesteak i was getting. Then i said thanks for ur service and got back into my jeep full of whiskey bottles and mushrooms and drove across the street to carls jr to get an oreo milkshake.
On the way feom carls to my home i played HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. Not the first time ive driven without pants and it certainly dont be the last
Hashtag yolo
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2023-03-24 at 4:01 AM UTC
Welp!!
Looks like it’s about that time 🥰🌙
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2023-03-24 at 4:41 AM UTC
Loved ❤️
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Whewww Chile!
I’m tuckered out ❤️
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2023-03-25 at 11:27 AM UTC
Alive. I went on a cleaning spree, did a Teams meeting, went for a walk now I'm at the library. It isn't noon yet.
2023-03-25 at 2:54 PM UTC
Who do you think you are, John Live?
2023-03-25 at 4:49 PM UTC
I need beer. It's sunny out so I just wanna sit in the garden with beer.
2023-03-25 at 5:28 PM UTC
I'm going to get beer.
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2023-03-25 at 5:44 PM UTC
My dang butt hurts been working my bootious Maximus…..
