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  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra was he soaking wet when you met him

    He wanted to wrassle me at Lake Merced in San Francisco with some Motor Oil. and something about a alliGAYtor.
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  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Doyle Sauce huh? someone in the building said I was Uppity (they're watching I'm sure) since most likely they're the ones who posted the niggasin.space SSDI

    I'm far from Uppity. I'm pissed and they're adding to the bullshit. they think they're the Captains of the Building or some shit. spreading rumors about me to other tenants from what one told me.

    started with "Turn the music down" on my Birthday. "Happy Brithday now turn the music down" (we can't hear your conversation from our eavesdropping over that bass)

    You related to them, Lanny? what are the odds of meeting someone years later after meeting you briefly on zoklet?>

    small world. even the bay area has 7-8 million people
  3. You're uppity ass scared of some motor oil
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  4. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You're uppity ass scared of some motor oil

    I bet you're friends with those neighbors.

    who do you know in Martinez?
  5. Instigator Space Nigga
    I'm a week sober in two days

    So 5 days sober.

    I would like a token for my 5 days sobriety and a round of applause.
  6. Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm a week sober in two days

    So 5 days sober.

    I would like a token for my 5 days sobriety and a round of applause.

    Good job nigga, I'm going on 5 days as well.
  7. I'm about to have girl breakfast of coffee. I really want some bagels but don't feel like driving to Panera Bread Company

    Then I'm gonna probably watch some art and jack off
  8. Originally posted by Chios Honey I bet you're friends with those neighbors.

    who do you know in Martinez?

    I bet I'm NOT.

    Just the East Bay Bruisers
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Um post about your sobriety in the recovery thread please
  10. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator I'm a week sober in two days

    So 5 days sober.

    I would like a token for my 5 days sobriety and a round of applause.

    do 4 laps first
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  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I bet I'm NOT.

    Just the East Bay Bruisers

    What is that, some kind of motor cycle club
  12. Guys, guys, come on take this to the recovering thread ❤️‍🩹🧵
  13. YOURE ONLY ALLOWED TO BE DRUNK HERE THERE IS A POROTOCALL
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Guys, guys, come on take this to the recovering thread ❤️‍🩹🧵



    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked YOURE ONLY ALLOWED TO BE DRUNK HERE THERE IS A POROTOCALL

    Thanks boys. I did not get drunk last night. How lame. I got a full 8 hrs of sleep and am awake at 8 am
  15. Alcohol is honestly the worst drug. Anytime after the age of like 25 you feel it the next day like you drank brake fluid all night
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Alcohol is honestly the worst drug. Anytime after the age of like 25 you feel it the next day like you drank brake fluid all night

    True. I’m breakbig my own rules by I haven’t drank in three days and I feel great. Hoping to start only drinking thursdays and one weekend night moving forward.
  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I drank some wine on Saturday and I'm still regretting it. I only remember the first 2 bottles, but I think there are 4 bottles gone, so maybe I drank them as well, I don't know. Red wine gives the worst hangovers.
  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Alcohol is honestly the worst drug. Anytime after the age of like 25 you feel it the next day like you drank brake fluid all night

    you ever wake up in the middle of the morning like 4am and start to have a gag reflex of vomit only to have it settle back down into your airway?

    Acid reflux from hell. Bile and all. shit hurts.
  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I drank some wine on Saturday and I'm still regretting it. I only remember the first 2 bottles, but I think there are 4 bottles gone, so maybe I drank them as well, I don't know. Red wine gives the worst hangovers.

    I heard it has to do with sulfates? cheap wine does this. they use it to speed up the fermentation or some shit.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I heard it has to do with sulfates? cheap wine does this. they use it to speed up the fermentation or some shit.

    All your knowledge is half assed. You are talking about sulfites not sulfates.

    Both sulfates and sulfites are sulfur-based compounds. Sulfates are salts of sulfuric acid, and you probably encounter them on a daily basis. Sodium lauryl sulfate, a strong detergent that aids in removing grease by binding oil to water, is in everything from dish soap and floor cleaners to body washes and shampoo; some people feel it’s too harsh for body products, which is why some shampoos and other products are advertised as "sulfate-free." Epsom salts are also made of sulfates. Sulfates aren’t involved in wine production, but some beer makers use calcium sulfate—also known as brewers’ gypsum—to correct mineral deficiencies in water during the brewing process.

    Sulfites are naturally occurring compounds found in all wines; they act as a preservative by inhibiting microbial growth. Consuming sulfites is generally harmless, and they are found in all kinds of things, from molasses to dried fruit. But some people—especially asthmatics—can have an allergic reaction to sulfites, which is why you see the warning that wine contains sulfites. Unfortunately, folks that experience headaches or flushing after drinking wine often wrongly blame sulfites because of that warning on the label. It causes a lot of confusion.

    Even though sulfites are naturally occurring, most winemakers also add sulfur dioxide during the winemaking process to ensure against spoilage.


    Source: https://www.winespectator.com/articles/difference-between-sulfites-sulfates-wine-54706
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