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  1. listen up here
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood listen up here

    This should say "listen up here, partner" 🤠

    But um I can't post here for a while. Can't drink for a while. Keep the dream alive for me.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Incessant This should say "listen up here, partner" 🤠

    But um I can't post here for a while. Can't drink for a while. Keep the dream alive for me.

    I need more details or I'm gonna murder your dream in a well.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh, it's drunk Fred. I didn't notice. I'm sober too I'm getting out of here sorry for the interruption!
  5. Its seems ive stumbled into a drunks only area my apologies ill find my way out
  6. ill pull down your pants FAGGOT
  7. Originally posted by Incessant This should say "listen up here, partner" 🤠

    But um I can't post here for a while. Can't drink for a while. Keep the dream alive for me.

    u zaid it, pard
  8. I. Drunk
  9. FUCK WHY THE AM I ASTILL DRINK
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Honestly folks I shouldn't be drinking for health reasons and I had a few ciders and communist white grape drinks
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Lanny “apart” for “a part” and loose vs lose are pretty clear cut mistakes but I feel like alot is one of those ones where English teachers get mad about it and convince students it’s wrong but there’s really no reason for it. There’s no grammatical reason for it to be two words, it could be replaced with “frequently” which is just one word. Many of our words are formed by joining other words. IDK, give it 50 years, I think it’ll become a part of standard written English

    That's Horseshit. You can't take 2 steps out the door of Trader Joes in Berkeley without stepping on human feces
  12. Im posting retroactively for last night
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im posting retroactively for last night

    Thank you for your patronage
  14. Am drunk
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready That's Horseshit. You can't take 2 steps out the door of Trader Joes in Berkeley without stepping on human feces

    I can’t stick my cock in your mom without getting human feces on my dick but you don’t see me getting all bent out of shape you schizophrenic nog
  16. I couldnt make it to 7-11 and my lips were really chapped so i put on some neosporin
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I couldnt make it to 7-11 and my lips were really chapped so i put on some neosporin

    On your lips? Wtf dog you can't eat that stuff?
  18. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Incessant On your lips? Wtf dog you can't eat that stuff?

    He drinks industrial solvents for fun it'll be fine
  19. Originally posted by Incessant On your lips? Wtf dog you can't eat that stuff?

    Yeah i mean its basically vaseline mixed with some antibiotics.
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on
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