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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sweet Thank you, I was very relieved, they had my ring on them that my love gave me so it gave me a fright to have lost them.

    ‘Twas a fright indeed..thank goodness for sweet recoveries 💖
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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Torparzen
  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Torparzen

    Fuck you
  4. Kafka sweaty
    I don't know how I feel. I have microneedling, Botox, laser hair removal and dermal fillers planned for the next few weeks so that cheers me up. Life feels dull because it's just career-focused and I don't have the energy to get up to no good. I have a vacation planned for April.
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Dallerst
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Good

    :)
  7. Honestly im pretty drunk. i pulled up to the 25 hour subway n there were 2 cops inside. They sized me up and i knew if i looked sketchy they might stop me on my way out so i just looked real NONCHALANT and asked them about if they solved any MURDERS tonight and remarked that it was sad that the city wasnt paying him enough that he had to get a flatbread sandwich instead of the jalapeno cheddar double philly cheesesteak i was getting. Then i said thanks for ur service and got back into my jeep full of whiskey bottles and mushrooms and drove across the street to carls jr to get an oreo milkshake.

    On the way feom carls to my home i played HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. Not the first time ive driven without pants and it certainly dont be the last
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  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what if cinderella is a story about how a black ghetto girl being given a few hours to go to the prom as the white and blond daughter of a real estate magnate.

    and the rest of the story involves the white boy looking for cinderella in the ghetto. how would the white boy identify her ?

    oh yes. the white boy could recognize the black girl by the smell of her penis because he had sucked her penis at the prom. and hes willing to suck an entire ghetto of dicks just to find her.

    will chatgpt help me write this because im going to pitch this to disney execs like a gay negro in heat.

    This is unironically a great idea, black trans Cinderella is just the sort of thing Woke Disney would love.
  9. In Paris. Place is full of cops due to the strikes against raising the retirement age.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump This is unironically a great idea, black trans Cinderella is just the sort of thing Woke Disney would love.

    "sneakerella"
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump In Paris. Place is full of cops due to the strikes against raising the retirement age.

    the French have been showing more backbone than the rest of the world when it comes to their ruling class making them eat shit

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Venner
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  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Angelic 💖
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if I want sleep, a smoke, juice or a vibrator.
  14. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump This is unironically a great idea, black trans Cinderella is just the sort of thing Woke Disney would love.
    Originally posted by Donald Trump In Paris. Place is full of cops due to the strikes against raising the retirement age.

    Cringe.
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk if I want sleep, a smoke, juice or a vibrator.

    Lol candy rein's imagination at its kinkiest... folks Tara is running wild.
  16. Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    ^ skitzo posting at its finest
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce ^ skitzo posting at its finest

    When's the last time you slept, Scron?
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Lornost
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Like a plastic bag
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Drifting through the wind
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