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Stairs in the Woods?

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im sure Ive shown a few of you around my property on cam before and you'll know I live next to a dense forest filled with Wendigos. The kiddo took off running into the thicket today and I gave chase expecting to maybe catch some thorns or find some beer cans but what we came upon was odd as fuck to say the absolute least. What was originally a game turned quickly into a mystery.
    We both had been going for a while when we saw a clearing up ahead and approached it. This clearing was quite small maybe 30x30 but dead in the center was a staircase.
    The staircase was pristine and carpeted but just stood there alone not on any old foundation and no ruins of a home anywhere. When I walked closer I could see what good condition the stairs were in. Looked to be a nice dark wood with white carpeting on the treads and sides.
    The closer I got the weirder about them I felt.
    After a moment of anxiety I picked up the kid and went straight back home to grab my phone and tell the misses of our discovery.
    After dinner I ventured out to find them again and this time take pictures but I couldn't located the clearing even though Im sure I took the same exact path maybe only an hour prior. The whole experience was really odd and off putting. I'd like to try and find them again for a picture but the sun when down and it was time to go inside.
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  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    How could you not find the correct way back
  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Let's have a camp out and find bigfoot
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh fuck that's where I left them
  5. #5
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Next time you hit da woods be sure to pack some firewater and jerky in case you meet some Algonquins
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    You gotta troll harder than that Fona.
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion You gotta troll harder than that Fona.

    Woah, that's crazy Im not the only one.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im sure Ive shown a few of you around my property on cam before and you'll know I live next to a dense forest filled with Wendigos. The kiddo took off running into the thicket today and I gave chase expecting to maybe catch some thorns or find some beer cans but what we came upon was odd as fuck to say the absolute least. What was originally a game turned quickly into a mystery.
    We both had been going for a while when we saw a clearing up ahead and approached it. This clearing was quite small maybe 30x30 but dead in the center was a staircase.
    The staircase was pristine and carpeted but just stood there alone not on any old foundation and no ruins of a home anywhere. When I walked closer I could see what good condition the stairs were in. Looked to be a nice dark wood with white carpeting on the treads and sides.
    The closer I got the weirder about them I felt.
    After a moment of anxiety I picked up the kid and went straight back home to grab my phone and tell the misses of our discovery.
    After dinner I ventured out to find them again and this time take pictures but I couldn't located the clearing even though Im sure I took the same exact path maybe only an hour prior. The whole experience was really odd and off putting. I'd like to try and find them again for a picture but the sun when down and it was time to go inside.

    That wood is probably worth a bob or two, dismantle them and take the wood home for future DIY projects.
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  9. #9
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Exactly what I was thinking. Hardwoods insanely high priced now.
  10. #10
    Kafka sweaty
    Is this for real? It reminds me of House of Leaves, the Plymouth plantation settlers write in a diary that they see stairs in the woods. That's their last entry. They disappear.
  11. #11
    Haxxor Space Nigga


    Stairway to one alternate universe
  12. #12
    It's the stairs that go down into the ground you want to worry about...
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    Were these the kind of stairs fona? These were used in the past to help people mount horses.

  14. #14
    Kafka sweaty
    Nvm you said carpeted.
  15. #15
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by jerryb Exactly what I was thinking. Hardwoods insanely high priced now.

    I've been collecting pallets.
    Found some good wood gona use it to build some bee hives.
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  16. #16
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Were these the kind of stairs fona? These were used in the past to help people mount horses.


    Lol bullshit
  17. #17
    Knew a Wendigo once.
  18. #18
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol bullshit

    How do you think Victorian ladies mounted their horses with the riding dresses they wore? I regret selling my porcelain doll that was in a Victorian riding costume...
  19. #19
    Kafka sweaty
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but I doubt they were built to last when a crate would do; not like horses have dedicated dismounting areas like a bus stop
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