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  1. #21
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra yeah but I doubt they were built to last when a crate would do; not like horses have dedicated dismounting areas like a bus stop

    Well they did, in the past. I've seen one at an old castle. Why would aristocrats use a crate?
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they're portable for one
  3. #23
    Kafka sweaty
    I was touring the castle. That's what the guide said they were used for.
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fair enough in a castle or something, maybe more as a display of opulence than anything else but building them out of stone or cement doesn't seem practical

    especially in the Ohio backwoods
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Kafka How do you think Victorian ladies mounted their horses with the riding dresses they wore? I regret selling my porcelain doll that was in a Victorian riding costume…

    Don't they have a gentleman to lift them up on there?
  6. #26
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra fair enough in a castle or something, maybe more as a display of opulence than anything else but building them out of stone or cement doesn't seem practical

    especially in the Ohio backwoods

    If they were rich enough to own castles they likely owned land such as woods as well. It is more practical to have them made from stone because they can't carry crates around while riding and the stone is easier to spot if they need a break.
  7. #27
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, they had squires or some equivalent for that didn't they
  8. #28
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra lol, they had squires or some equivalent for that didn't they

    Do you have any evidence?
  9. #29
    Squire:

    : a shield bearer or armor bearer of a knight. : a male attendant especially on a great personage. : a man who devotedly attends a lady : gallant.

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/squire#:~:text=%CB%88skw%C4%AB(%2D%C9%99)r,devotedly%20attends%20a%20lady%20%3A%20gallant
  10. #30
    Kafka sweaty
    Sometimes I wonder if Aldra is senile and picks arguments here instead of playing sudoku like the other old people.
  11. #31
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Do you have any evidence?

    evidence that Victorian-era aristocrats had attendants that carried their equipment? wut? is that what you're asking?
  12. #32
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra evidence that Victorian-era aristocrats had attendants? wut? is that what you're asking?

    That squires helped aristocratic ladies mount/dismount their horses instead of there being stone steps for them in the 1800s? You're also implying the ladies never went riding without a male present.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Kafka That squires helped aristocratic ladies mount/dismount their horses instead of there being stone steps for them in the 1800s? You're also implying the ladies never went riding without a male present.

    Why can't the ladies need a man to ride??
  14. #34
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I don't care enough to look any further into it

    what I'm saying is sure, there are stone mounting blocks around but it's not practical put them up everywhere you might want to ride a horse, even a quick look at wikipedia indicates they were often made of wood

    and yes, in a general sense aristocrats from that period had entourages that followed them around and helped them with everything
  15. #35
    Kafka sweaty
    I can't tell if he has some need to be right all the time or if it's an attempt at sophistry.
  16. #36
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Stairs for horses sounds British as fuck
  17. #37
    Originally posted by aldra I don't care enough to look any further into it

    what I'm saying is sure, there are stone mounting blocks around but it's not practical put them up everywhere you might want to ride a horse, even a quick look at wikipedia indicates they were often made of wood

    and yes, in a general sense aristocrats from that period had entourages that followed them around and helped them with everything

    To be fair, the horses would come to the stairs, not the stairs coming to the horses.
  18. #38
    Haxxor Space Nigga
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kafka How do you think Victorian ladies mounted their horses with the riding dresses they wore? I regret selling my porcelain doll that was in a Victorian riding costume…

    You almost make Wariat look smart.
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