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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Quest diagnostics blood test, copay $44.xx

    Keeping your cholesterol down, Pops?
  2. Originally posted by WellHung Keeping your cholesterol down, Pops?

    My kidneys are only working at 74% or some shit. Doc says drink more water...fuck that. If a person can live on 1 kidney then 74% between the two is fine.
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My kidneys are only working at 74% or some shit. Doc says drink more water…fuck that. If a person can live on 1 kidney then 74% between the two is fine.

    ask him how did he quantify your kidney function
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ask him how did he quantify your kidney function

    I'm really not that bothered...74% is fine.
  5. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2 mules for Sister Sara.

    ^ is, actually, a pretty good flick.

    OT:
    Crab salad
    Avocados
    Bananas
    Ginger dressing
    Chili Fritos for my lunch
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    2 tall plants
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by CandyRein 2 tall plants

    theyre tall only because your short
  8. Beef stew kit 50% off
    pulled rotisserie chicken 50% off
    flatbread 50% off
    swiss cheese 0% off
    milk - red top
  9. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Beef stew kit 50% off
    pulled rotisserie chicken 50% off
    flatbread 50% off
    swiss cheese 0% off
    milk - red top

    reduce to clear item ?
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny reduce to clear item ?

    Yes, use by date 2/23/23
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, use by date 2/23/23

    i do too. but i does out of necessity.

    you does it out of miser-ry.
  12. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i do too. but i does out of necessity.

    you does it out of miser-ry.

    I'm thrifty remember...I bought it on the 22nd...it was "use by" 23rd..so it was still good, the beef kit went directly in the freezer to be slowcooked this weekend...the pulled chicken and flatbread I had for dinner.

    The beefkit was originally 10.99
    the chicken was originally $3.89
    The flatbreak was originally $2.99

    Rendering me a saving of $8.93 with which I can get about a 5th of a hand job at the Asian spa.
  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm thrifty remember…I bought it on the 22nd…it was "use by" 23rd..so it was still good, the beef kit went directly in the freezer to be slowcooked this weekend…the pulled chicken and flatbread I had for dinner.

    The beefkit was originally 10.99
    the chicken was originally $3.89
    The flatbreak was originally $2.99

    Rendering me a saving of $8.93 with which I can get about a 5th of a hand job at the Asian spa.

    i had a lot of food items expired on me and some of them i use months after their best before date.

    nothing wrong with that.

    i had a jar of arsetralian peanut butter and new zealandick cayenne pepper both unoppened and just sitting there and the only reason i bought them was because of the 50% discount.

    this could be signs of mental unwellness.
  14. The use by/sell by dates are just there so you'll throw it away and buy more...I've found cans of soup in my pantry 5yrs passed their sell by date and they were fine when poured down my esophagus.
  15. Honey for example has been found edible after being buried in a Egyptian tomb for 2000 years...but you go buy a jar from Wallyworld and it will have an expire date of 2026 on it.
  16. my current peanut butter is also like a year or two past its best before date.

    i didnt want to eat it until now because it needs to be churned vigorously for a long time.
  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my current peanut butter is also like a year or two past its best before date.

    i didnt want to eat it until now because it needs to be churned vigorously for a long time.

    Dogs don't care about sell by dates, just spread that peanut butter liberally over your balls and asshole and he'll lick it up as if it was freshly made.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole


    New scrubs 💕
  19. CandyRein Black Hole


    Got sum ribs from a ribb truck earlier but I just gave them to butt
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    So he went and got me some Mexican ❤️

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