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  1. how do you suck clotted bloods out from the holes in the skin.
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you suck clotted bloods out from the holes in the skin.

    Skin and veins are very flexible/expandable. If you'd ever had your dick sucked you'd know that.
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Skin and veins are very flexible/expandable. If you'd ever had your dick sucked you'd know that.

    if you have blood coming out of your dick as its being sucked, it means its time you stop abusing your dyson.
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if you have blood coming out of your dick as its being sucked, it means its time you stop abusing your dyson.

    ...if you haven't it's time to turn up the suction.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Overwhelmed because of change. Out of it because of blood loss. I went to the arcade today and a park. I can't smoke in this apartment. The main thing is the loss of the blood, I know I'd have everything together and be doing stuff if it wasn't for that. I can't get medical help until I'm home next week. If I had my shit together I'd probably be arranging a meetup with this girl, studying and getting a Thai massage.
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They chew

    lol, exactly what I was going to post
  7. Originally posted by aldra lol, exactly what I was going to post

    Great minds thing alike...mine and yours too.
  8. Originally posted by Kafka Overwhelmed because of change. Out of it because of blood loss. I went to the arcade today and a park. I can't smoke in this apartment. The main thing is the loss of the blood, I know I'd have everything together and be doing stuff if it wasn't for that. I can't get medical help until I'm home next week. If I had my shit together I'd probably be arranging a meetup with this girl, studying and getting a Thai massage.

    Perhaps a doctors visit is in order?
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Perhaps a doctors visit is in order?

    I will when I'm home next Wednesday.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    For now I'll eat rare steak.
  11. Originally posted by Kafka For now I'll eat rare steak.

    Steaks are not that hard to find.
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  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Gestiff
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Steaks are not that hard to find.

    *hits snare drum*
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  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka For now I'll eat rare steak.

    Do you think that's going to help blood loss? The bloody meat?
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Do you think that's going to help blood loss? The bloody meat?

    It will give me iron. There's a reason I got an A* in home economics, my hypochondria. To fight anaemia you need red meat, greens, chocolate and red wine.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka It will give me iron. There's a reason I got an A* in home economics, my hypochondria. To fight anaemia you need red meat, greens, chocolate and red wine.

    You probably just have ghosts in your blood
  17. Originally posted by Kafka To fight anaemia you need red meat, greens, chocolate and red wine.

    that sounds like a great night out.

    Perhaps some Black Forest Gateaux for dessert?
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson that sounds like a great night out.

    Perhaps some Black Forest Gateaux for dessert?

    I never had that but black forest cake is great and pretty similar
  19. Sweet African Astronaut
    Jack Money, the inventor of Money
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Like gorging and hibernating.
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