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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Welp!!!

    Looks like my work here...is done πŸ’“

    Time to start this Super Saturday πŸ’₯πŸ’“
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein πŸ˜†

    No he did not …you're leaning on your own understanding..trust him..he knows what you truly need ..and it wasn't that tv πŸ’•

    I said this same thing verbatim once. It's the go-to for when people ask questions you can't answer. Oh gods way is just superior to ours, we can't understand it. Gods way is to allow children to be raped all the time, people to die in house fires every day, girls to get knocked the fuck out by weird angry husbands. It's just gods way, you wouldn't get it. Is that the god you want to believe in?

    Oh you just don't understand. Lol.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    he just has a wacky sense of humour


    just like wariat got into old men fucking after soaking his brain in hardcore porno for decades, God can't find normal jokes funny anymore
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I said this same thing verbatim once. It's the go-to for when people ask questions you can't answer. Oh gods way is just superior to ours, we can't understand it. Gods way is to allow children to be raped all the time, people to die in house fires every day, girls to get knocked the fuck out by weird angry husbands. It's just gods way, you wouldn't get it. Is that the god you want to believe in?

    Oh you just don't understand. Lol.




    Shhh...

    *Drifts into clouds like Mufahsa did to Simba after he gave him a message*

    ☁️ Remember ☁️....
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol the paradox of inventing humor and not finding it funny
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  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Getting rdy to leave work and go smoke some weed and cook some steak.

    I hungii
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    every now and then the angels try to show him an episode of Friends or The Office, "look what your creations made, isn't it funny!"

    his response is the same every time, "needs more housefires and wife beating"
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "show me the Hiroshima video again"
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Those really are two of the objectively funniest things.
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    I'm just happy I got y'all talking about God on a Saturday morning...

    He used me as a vessel to spread love amongst the hate.. AmenπŸ’“
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There is a SEKTOR (MORTAL KOMBAT REFERENCE) that actually does church on Saturdays rather than Sundays.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ There is a SEKTOR (MORTAL KOMBAT REFERENCE)

    I was more of a Cyrax guy because I'd piss everyone off with the net but Sektor's forward forward low kick teleport uppercut was fun to use
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I remember fatality combinations from my childhood but not what I did like one day ago
  14. Originally posted by aldra he just has a wacky sense of humour


    just like wariat got into old men fucking after soaking his brain in hardcore porno for decades, God can't find normal jokes funny anymore

    You're saying God has become desensitized.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € You're saying God has become desensitized.

    imagine if you had the power to create and vaporise entire civilisations


    at some point the old 'man walks into a bar' just isn't going to cut it anymore
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  16. Originally posted by aldra imagine if you had the power to create and vaporise entire civilisations


    at some point the old 'man walks into a bar' just isn't going to cut it anymore

    Yeah, at that point I'd "make it fun" again.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Poking on a negro.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just made a clay sun at the clay museum. Thanks
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    welp, my day is almost done, staid up till 2 am keeping the fire ripping in the woodstove. took a nap from 2 to 4 then spelled rick from fire duty and got the house back up to 55 degrees it was -25 at 9 am outside and by 2:30 we had found the frozen line in ricks room, it thawed out while I was frieing hamburgers so we didn't hear the water till it had been spraying for several min. it soaked ricks bed and clothes and of corse I didnt have a shut off valve for the cold water and the well pump wasnt hooked into the breaker box so I had to throw the main breaker to shut the water off, the well was still hooked up to the temp line we were using when the power was out , it was disconnected from the breaker box and I had put a cord end on it and plugged it into an extension cord that also ran the fan pushing air out into the well house.. anyways I had to rerout the water lines so it wouldnt freeze again and I used the pex fittings to put it all together and every joint leaked the first time I tried it so then i took a pic of the directions and blew it up to read then fixed my fuckup. everything started working except the toilet ir was filling very slowly and when it finally got filled I flushed it only to find out the toilet bowl was frozen solid so it over flowed,, lol anyways I have a heater next to the toilet and if I have any luck it wont be broken when it thaws out. I did bring home a slightly used big dick toilet last week so its there if i need to use it.
    I wasnt going to hook it up till spring when i was going to put it across the bathroom so we can look out the window whilst shitting so I hope it aint frozen
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh its 3 outside and 70 inside now so we are back to not freezing to def
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