2023-02-04 at 1:21 PM UTC
Ot
Welp!!!
Looks like my work here...is done π
Time to start this Super Saturday π₯π
2023-02-04 at 1:27 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
he just has a wacky sense of humour
just like wariat got into old men fucking after soaking his brain in hardcore porno for decades, God can't find normal jokes funny anymore
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2023-02-04 at 1:30 PM UTC
Lol the paradox of inventing humor and not finding it funny
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2023-02-04 at 1:31 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Getting rdy to leave work and go smoke some weed and cook some steak.
I hungii
2023-02-04 at 1:31 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
every now and then the angels try to show him an episode of Friends or The Office, "look what your creations made, isn't it funny!"
his response is the same every time, "needs more housefires and wife beating"
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2023-02-04 at 1:32 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
"show me the Hiroshima video again"
2023-02-04 at 1:32 PM UTC
Those really are two of the objectively funniest things.
2023-02-04 at 1:36 PM UTC
I'm just happy I got y'all talking about God on a Saturday morning...
He used me as a vessel to spread love amongst the hate.. Amenπ
2023-02-04 at 1:40 PM UTC
There is a SEKTOR (MORTAL KOMBAT REFERENCE) that actually does church on Saturdays rather than Sundays.
2023-02-04 at 4:22 PM UTC
I remember fatality combinations from my childhood but not what I did like one day ago
2023-02-04 at 4:59 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by β β β β β β
You're saying God has become desensitized.
imagine if you had the power to create and vaporise entire civilisations
at some point the old 'man walks into a bar' just isn't going to cut it anymore
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2023-02-04 at 7:26 PM UTC
I just made a clay sun at the clay museum. Thanks
2023-02-04 at 10:20 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
welp, my day is almost done, staid up till 2 am keeping the fire ripping in the woodstove. took a nap from 2 to 4 then spelled rick from fire duty and got the house back up to 55 degrees it was -25 at 9 am outside and by 2:30 we had found the frozen line in ricks room, it thawed out while I was frieing hamburgers so we didn't hear the water till it had been spraying for several min. it soaked ricks bed and clothes and of corse I didnt have a shut off valve for the cold water and the well pump wasnt hooked into the breaker box so I had to throw the main breaker to shut the water off, the well was still hooked up to the temp line we were using when the power was out , it was disconnected from the breaker box and I had put a cord end on it and plugged it into an extension cord that also ran the fan pushing air out into the well house.. anyways I had to rerout the water lines so it wouldnt freeze again and I used the pex fittings to put it all together and every joint leaked the first time I tried it so then i took a pic of the directions and blew it up to read then fixed my fuckup. everything started working except the toilet ir was filling very slowly and when it finally got filled I flushed it only to find out the toilet bowl was frozen solid so it over flowed,, lol anyways I have a heater next to the toilet and if I have any luck it wont be broken when it thaws out. I did bring home a slightly used big dick toilet last week so its there if i need to use it.
I wasnt going to hook it up till spring when i was going to put it across the bathroom so we can look out the window whilst shitting so I hope it aint frozen
2023-02-04 at 10:21 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
oh its 3 outside and 70 inside now so we are back to not freezing to def
