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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    looking at land for sale in Maine and northern NH
  2. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT looking at land for sale in Maine and northern NH

    You could go lobster fishing up there
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost I just make up things and i'm usually more correct than any news

    Being more correct than a professional liar is no real accomplishment.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Being more correct than a professional liar is no real accomplishment.

    Is a liar ever correct?
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Baking a blueberry pie.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is a liar ever correct?

    Only when they fuck up
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You could go lobster fishing up there

    baby eel hunting in the spring lobsters all summer snowmobiling all winter they have some gold to find and salmon to catch as well
    and clams n stuff but the affordable land is 2 to 3 hrs from the coast and no richy rich fuckers to pay me my worth painting.
    here at my house I have 4 rich as fuck areas to work in that all pay over 50 to 100 an hr, I cant leave such a honey hole , but I can buy a spot in Maine to put a camp so I can go there for a few months in the winter to ride my snowmobiles
  8. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waintin for my breakfast to be cooked and then I'm going in to work early
  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    My outside sugar kittie still hasnt shown up..

    Thinking of starting a massive rescue mission
  10. eating weed cookie butter in bed in my favorite MF DOOM shirt
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Suffering from horrible shits 3rd day in a row due to fully knowingly and willingly overeating my favourite food way past the point where I was full.

    There's an Urdu quote "Pait bhara magar niyat puri nahi hui", like "stomach full but intentions (upon eating this) have not been fully satisfied".

    I feel like that, I fully accepted this fallout every night.

    #worth
  12. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nah. I torture my sources until they tell the truth.

    sure.

    with your hands tied behind your back.
  13. Originally posted by Balloon Man Suffering from horrible shits 3rd day in a row due to fully knowingly and willingly overeating my favourite food way past the point where I was full.

    There's an Urdu quote "Pait bhara magar niyat puri nahi hui", like "stomach full but intentions (upon eating this) have not been fully satisfied".

    I feel like that, I fully accepted this fallout every night.

    #worth

    dalits live to eat,

    not eat to live.
  14. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sure.

    with your hands tied behind your back.

    One hand.
  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One hand.

    left or right
  16. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dalits live to eat,

    not eat to live.

    Doesn't even make sense
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today I painted all the right stuff and none of the wrong stuff. still no snow in the forecast, sonofabitch!
    anyways I think I'm going to spray the walls as well as the trim, the house has a shitload of beams and wooden trim all stained that I'm not addressing so I may as well spray all the paint that way I don't have to fight cut in lines, I'll just tape and paper / plastic all the non paintable shit and spray the fuck out of everything else. if I used a brush to cut in it would take over 40 hrs per coat and it could take 3 coats cuz its colored walls getting painted white and that can take up to 3 coats so taping it all off will only take 40 hrs to tape and 4 hrs per coat so 8 hrs for 2 coats
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Fucking a nigger.
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Being more correct than a professional liar is no real accomplishment.

    I vehemently DISAGREE with your statement that being more correct than a professional liar is not a real accomplishmant! It is an acomplishment of the highest caliber to be able to tell the truth, even in the face of lies and deceptions! It takes a huge amount of dedication and self-discipline to be able to spot a lie, and to be more accurate than someone who's job is to deceive and manipulate! So yes, being more accurate than a professional liar IS a real accomplishment, and something to be proud of!
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost I vehemently DISAGREE with your statement that being more correct than a professional liar is not a real accomplishmant! It is an acomplishment of the highest caliber to be able to tell the truth, even in the face of lies and deceptions! It takes a huge amount of dedication and self-discipline to be able to spot a lie, and to be more accurate than someone who's job is to deceive and manipulate! So yes, being more accurate than a professional liar IS a real accomplishment, and something to be proud of!

    Being more accurate than someone who is working to be inaccurate is no great accomplishment.
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