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  1. Originally posted by aldra if you read carefully, the observer states that Mike Vallely's ass is baby-smooth, it is only the fuck-crazy Mike Vallely that claims otherwise.

    thank you for coming to my ted talk.

    how often do you think of homoerotic stories like this.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how often do you think of homoerotic stories like this.

    forgive english, i am Russia. i run from mobilisation i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why is 'touch grass' an insult

    I'll touch your fuckin grass
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    That’s asphalt!
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny Natrium.

    nobody who really knows science refers to it as sodium, the son of soda.

    It's actually sodimum
  6. CandyRein Black Hole



    IKYFL!! Cuz WTF
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I used to think that burying a dog in a human cemetary would bring it back with the powers of a human


    I know... that's not that powerful
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
    fuck I am wired on drugs and have a job interview in like several hours

    do I go fucked up and be like yeah man i'm the man or do I try and hide it , ahhh fuck it i'm just gonna be fucked up its not like anything can happen from going to a thing while gonked
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I used to think that burying a dog in a human cemetary would bring it back with the powers of a human

    You gotta strike the ground with a bolt of electricity on that spot too or else it wont work
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    depends on the job and the drugs I guess
  11. Ghost Black Hole
    stims and mindless labor
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if you didn't go too hard you can probably just play it off as enthusiasm
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    I don't care if they know I'm high in fact I would be pretty forthcoming about my useage if society wasn't so weird

    I'm more concerned that my brain is just in another zone gear switch and my mind isn't gonna switch gears until I am asked directly "how have you solved a problem as a team" or something

    Like I know what you are supposed to say for all of those and how to apply it to my previous experience etc but I'm thinking about COCAINE AND WHORES AND VIDEO GAMES

    And FAST MONEY
  14. Ghost Black Hole
    I miss working at Amazon
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost I miss working at Amazon

    LOL

    I cannot imagine anyone saying this unironically
  16. Ghost Black Hole
    Honestly the work was pretty chill and easy, i've had jobs where the day just fucking drags and I want to die. not a bad way to make a buck but can be very physical I WANTED THE EASY JOBS

    The robots would tell me to drink water and stretch and I and would say "thanks for the reminder, corporate robot"

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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nothing like a spliff and relaxing bubble bath after a long day & night of working......
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  18. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Manual labour jobs will never go away. We need some way to occupy retarded morons with no useful skills

    Next time you are working at a factory or warehouse twiddling a lever all day, realize the amount of shit your phone can do and try to conceive why they couldn't cut you out.

    Jobs like Amazon etc sprout lots of entitled complainy retards on the web who don't appreciate the fact that there is stupid work available to them.
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    I didn't mind the units per hour and TIME OFF TASK corporate bs it's pretty palatable but a few bad managers can ruin the job

    My favorite manager actually got reported by so many people he was bumped down a level to PA from whatever was above that

    He was like one of the few people there that could explain things well but not a good people person maybe. Just felt like highschool sometimes except you can BECOME A TEACHER

    also the supervisors basically make the same as employees but the benefit is you aren't "labor tracked" so you can take an hour shit
  20. Originally posted by Ghost also the supervisors basically make the same as employees but the benefit is you aren't "labor tracked" so you can take an hour shit

    Well the other benefit is it looks good on your resume for your next job...always be thinkin ahead nigga.
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