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  1. Originally posted by Coathangers Suck -WS After a nice booty bump of meth, I would stimulate my booty with the syringe or leave it in my ass while I whacked off. I had a little measuring cup I used to do booty bumps that I still use for cooking.

    then I would literally feel my asshole getting me high. i think thats close to being gay.
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    thats pretty gay.
  2. and the fucked up thing is after a while I had the system down and would prepare booty bumps in bed with porn playing on screen by dumping a little dope in the measuring cup and taking a swig of water and spitting it on the meth, crushing it and stirring it with one hand then drawing it up in the syringe.

    a couple times, food would be in tha dope. like a little piece of tuna, or the water would be brown cause i just ate a brownie.
  3. Originally posted by Coathangers Suck -WS After a nice booty bump of meth, I would stimulate my booty with the syringe or leave it in my ass while I whacked off. I had a little measuring cup I used to do booty bumps that I still use for cooking.

    then I would literally feel my asshole getting me high. i think thats close to being gay.

    Bro...
  4. it still went up my asshole. i think all that caustic dope that has been in my ass is the reason why my asshole bleeds all day long to this day.
  5. Originally posted by 1337 Bro…

    Meth up the ass be getting you high as hell.
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by reject People are really pissing me off right now in this country with all the pro-Labour pro-Socialism shite

    Corbyn is fucking sexy though
  7. When I was like 14-15 I stole a bottle of whisky from a friend's parents. I tried drinking it, but I was a little bitch and couldn't stomach it, so up my ass it went. I shit blood for like 3 days after that. It stung like a motherfucker.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice I can definitely understand the sentiment. I did smash my head against the refrigerator, using the door sometimes, and the wall, but it was never enough for serious damage and I may have become unusually insensitive to physical pain. That was due to having a severe mental breakdown and entering into severe suicidal depression.

  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I've paid money to get buttfucked with toys. Like, by a girl.

    I don't get it. Fags like jerking cocks, too and that's not gay or what? I know for a fact that my asshole isn't gay. My dick ain't gay. Non a that shit. Like, zero gay.

    What's the matter with assholes being considered gay? I'm pretty sure I could dominate >90% of the forum with brute force to fingerfuck my asshole and suck my dick. If it's a dominance thing, I'm still less gay than y'all. Right?
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  10. Gonna go buy a fuck town of stuff from the grocery store and get some fast food. Fuck the haters

    Originally posted by RisiR † I've paid money to get buttfucked with toys. Like, by a girl.

    I don't get it. Fags like jerking cocks, too and that's not gay or what? I know for a fact that my asshole isn't gay. My dick ain't gay. Non a that shit. Like, zero gay.

    What's the matter with assholes being considered gay? I'm pretty sure I could dominate >90% of the forum with brute force to fingerfuck my asshole and suck my dick. If it's a dominance thing, I'm still less gay than y'all. Right?

    Meh.. I am a butt man but ever since I tried meth I hated my own ass, maybe because I'm such a meth slut.

    Like right now I have never been so constipated in my life and I think homosexuals are an inferior race. But then again my dick also doesn't work lol.

    I remember when things used to feel good.;.. barely
  11. Originally posted by 1337 When I was like 14-15 I stole a bottle of whisky from a friend's parents. I tried drinking it, but I was a little bitch and couldn't stomach it, so up my ass it went. I shit blood for like 3 days after that. It stung like a motherfucker.

    And your dumb ass owns fire arms?
  12. first line of the night gonts
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's 04:18 here. Time to die.
  14. happy 420
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  15. i took a bus 2 miles to buy 2250mg of bundy for 10$ since the local store banned me for shoplifting. the store was closed. i'll either stay up overnight and buy it or go on thursday, cause my parents are off work tuesday and wednesday. i need a good sigma once a month or else i start feeling human feelings again i.e. concerns of life besides fighting Raj

    Post last edited by Oasis at 2017-05-16T02:23:51.102934+00:00
  16. holy fuck snorting meth sucks.
    i need a shot

  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm SO CLOSE to just fucking rub some fucking 2c-e into my fucking eyes. Ugh.

    The girl I like said she likes me and made it clear that she wants to advance in our RELATIONSHIP?! HUH?! What?

    Then the universe somehow feels that I'm happy and Hohohoho... Oh fuck, I'm so getting fucked by life right now. Why? Why? Why?
  18. Originally posted by RisiR † I'm SO CLOSE to just fucking rub some fucking 2c-e into my fucking eyes. Ugh.

    The girl I like said she likes me and made it clear that she wants to advance in our RELATIONSHIP?! HUH?! What?

    Then the universe somehow feels that I'm happy and Hohohoho… Oh fuck, I'm so getting fucked by life right now. Why? Why? Why?

    Do some tech that will make you feel better


    Update; both nostrils are ouch.

    mouth is ouch but im high. could be higher. fucking hell
  19. lol whenever i see an attractive woman on the street im like "i want to take pieces of her brain home and rub it on my dick and bite meat out of her arms" stuff like that. i must have massive brain dysfunction
  20. Originally posted by Oasis lol whenever i see an attractive woman on the street im like "i want to take pieces of her brain home and rub it on my dick and bite meat out of her arms" stuff like that. i must have massive brain dysfunction

    posts like this is why i self taught man every couple weeks but i have nowhere else to say it. im sure as fuck not telling a therapist. you guys are my therapists :o)

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