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  1. Originally posted by reject I've got an hour to come up with a good and believable excuse for why I can't pay the job centre back.

    Break your own leg.
  2. Originally posted by NARCassist why, what they saying?




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    I gotta pay them back cos I was meant to go on some course but fuck that noise and they paid travel expenses up front. Now they want it back. In cash. In an hour. And they really didn't sound happy when I had to go in last week.
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    just tell em your skint and can't pay right now. wtf can they do?

    "I AM ON FUCKING BENEFITS YOU KNOW!"




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  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by reject I've got an hour to come up with a good and believable excuse for why I can't pay the job centre back.

    Just make up some bullshit sob story and fake crying if it's that important.

    You know what I've thought could easily get you out of extreme situations? Fake blood.

    "I swear on me mum, this madman came out of nowhere and took all my money. I won't be able to make rent and I'm going to be homeless, what do I do?"

    No, that isn't actually a good idea since they'd want to report it to the police and a paramedic/doctor would easily realize there was no wound.

    But, it would be very useful in a situation with police, if you were about to get caught. Much easier to escape if you're faking passing out, being incapacitated, and are in an ambulance or hospital. Just saying, I think it could be a pretty good strategy if you wanted a chance to escape after a major crime...
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    ?Uhm...uhhhh I...oh I get older but don't stop living foul..uhm I already have a Loufa.
  6. Wait, we're not allowed to make alt accounts? That's not a rule.
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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The Rules

    1. No content which will get Lanny arrested. - I'm not a lawyer so I don't really know what that boils down to but we're going to play it by ear. When the cops show up at my door or I wake up with a C&D notice in my mail I'm going to be mad. When I see things which will obviously land me in jail (like child porn) I'll delete it and ban the poster.

    2. No intentionally disrupting discussion. - This one is, admittedly, fuzzy. The site is here so people can have a place to talk about what they want to talk about. If you spam incoherent crap in a thread about something technical or specific then allowing that would just be defeating the point of the site. If you call someone a faggot for making a dumb thread, well that's probably alright. Listen, it's not a clear line when shitposting in good faith becomes intentional disruption but my pledge to you, gentle posters, is that I really don't care and will alway err on the site of not doing anything.

    Originally posted by Lanny So begins my career in drug dealing. Give it a few years and I'll be blasting batos in my coke mansion

    There are no rules here. The admim himself broke the first rule and the second only applies if it interests Lanny.


    I'm not a lawyer but discussing and admitting the sale of narcotics seems like something that could land Lanny in jail.
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  8. Not really, they're guna need more than one or 2 joke comments on a forum to sentence someone for drug dealing
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, etizolam is perfectly legal and probably cures cancer.
  10. Would stabbing everyone on my bus right now and streaming it on Facebook live and tinychat while spamming the NIS url for massive publicity fall under that rule?.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by reject Not really, they're guna need more than one or 2 joke comments on a forum to sentence someone for drug dealing

    Yea... a shitload of international drug conspiracies for example but what do I know, I'm just a peasant who never posts in T&T.
  12. Originally posted by Lanny My friends are going to hate me.

    Both of them. 😉
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Would stabbing everyone on my bus right now and streaming it on Facebook live and tinychat while spamming the NIS url for massive publicity fall under that rule?.

    No. Only if you post it "in the wrong forum".
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  14. Originally posted by RisiR † No. Only if you post it "in the wrong forum".

    My posts are so complex and deep they really dont fit the obsolete criteria of any subforums. I am like the Leonardo Da Vinci of the internet, my work is beyond human scope or definition.

    The subforums can no longer keep us in order.
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    jus giv them 2s of a spliff
  16. Sophiе Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Sophie Your system is silly. You should just drop an evercookie when someone first makes their account, tie the value to their username like trip phrases. Let the register page check for the value of the evercookie against the DB and if it's found ban the original account for a week, ban the account that was trying to sign up forever, and for MAX PAYNE ban the IP for a week as well.

    This would stop 99.5% of people from creating alts.

    No.
  17. Sophiе Yung Blood
    Mit freundlichen Grüßen aus der Heimat, dein Freund RisiR.
  18. Sophiе Yung Blood
    320!!!!
  19. Fuck me, I shouldn't have given this bitch at work my email address and cell number. She texts me a dozen times a day with the most menial, annoying bullshit about work, then when I don't reply she sends an email. "Hey, I'm not sure if you got my messages." Fuck you! When I'm at home, I don't want to hear about work shit. Someone better be dying if I get a call or text. I get the on-call phone every other weekend, and I've had to go in both weekends I've had it.

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