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  1. Here's another source that says the same thing (about smelling one under snow/ice

    Smell

    A polar bear's sense of smell is acute, and it is the most important sense for detecting prey on land. A polar bear can most likely smell a seal from more than 1 km (0.6 mi.) away and 1 m (3 ft.) under the snow.

    https://seaworld.org/animals/all-about/polar-bear/senses/

    or

    7. Keen smelling is a polar bear talent

    Polar bears can smell seals and other animals up to 9 km (5.6 miles) away.

    They can even smell the breathing holes seals create in the ice from almost one km (.6 miles) away. So although polar bear hunting ranges can span several hundred miles, their sharp olfactory sense helps keep them fed.

    https://oceanwide-expeditions.com/blog/10-profound-polar-bear-facts

    Either way, they can certainly smell a frozen pile of shit.
  2. Originally posted by cigreting Also shes probably buying that shit for some other dude lol

    Probably a large Arab Santa Claus.
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't believe this. Either the methodology is wrong, or the polar bear isn't detecting the seal using its sense of smell.

    the bear walked 20km without eating a seal. then ate a seal.

    qed
  4. Originally posted by troon the bear walked 20km without eating a seal. then ate a seal.

    qed

    I drove 20km without eating a burger. Then I ate a burger.

    Logically was able to tell where McDonalds was from my sense of smell. There is no other explanation.

    qed
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  5. My GF from college posted pics of her and her thick ankles and cuck husband and 2 kids.

    It drives me crazy she has 2 kids and I don't have any.

    I sent her photos to GG to remind her she should have started shitting me out kids long ago.
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    did u come in her pussy?
  7. Originally posted by Donald Trump I drove 20km without eating a burger. Then I ate a burger.

    Logically was able to tell where McDonalds was from my sense of smell. There is no other explanation.

    qed

    thats nothing.

    i drives for hundreds of km without refueling because i can sniff where the gas stations are from hundreds of km.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats nothing.

    i drives for hundreds of km without refueling because i can sniff where the gas stations are from hundreds of km.

    You have no car
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have no car

    so cope
  10. Vinny, did you just discover the word "cope"? I've never seen you use it before and now I've seen you use it twice in 1 day.
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost did u come in her pussy?

    me tinks he cumd in da wrong hole
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Vinny, did you just discover the word "cope"? I've never seen you use it before and now I've seen you use it twice in 1 day.

    no, i re-discovered it.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Double g needs a schnalp
  14. Originally posted by Bradley DT have you tried eating her ass? I've heard it's very popular among eastern European

    She actually loves when I lick her ass and stick my tongue up there. She even lets me stick a finger up there sometimes. She won't let me fuck her in the bum. I told her my dick was smol and it would be OK, and she did the greatest thing ever for me and told me my did was bigger than what she was used to and that I had a fat willy.
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  15. I've been trying to creampie her since I met her, and today I finally managed to. I will always try to fuck her with no condom, and each time she will stop me and say "where is condom?" and not let me fuck her without putting one on. I've been getting ratty about it and arguing with her and telling her about the proven health benefits of semen and telling her I don't have any diseases and she should be happy if she got pregnant (she's 41, and says she wants kids).

    She let me put my willy in just for a second the last time we were having sex. I was having a hard time, I had ordered Chinese condoms from amazon and they were uncomfortably tight on and were making my exposed glans sore. Getting my dick into that wet tender pussy full of natural lubricant lotion felt great, but I had to take it out and put on another condom right after.

    Today she said I could fuck her if I pulled out before I came (this is something I've been asking for the last little while). I said I would and she went off on how it was her body her choice while face down on the bed with her ass presenting in the air. Of course I had about as much intention of pulling out as she has when she promises me she won't try to get me to buy a bunch of expensive items when grocery shopping.

    I was surprised how messy it was. Unlike all my previous girlfriends she has a very shallow vagina, and I tend to cum a lot, so the sperm filled her up then went everywhere when I pulled out. I told her I came on the t shirt I was using to clean up, but she said she could feel it inside. She was sort of angry but was smiling. She went and took a shower, and I said sorry and told her it just felt too good and I couldn't stop. She wasn't really angry, and I think she expected it, but she acted a little angry, but not genuinely angry.

    We went out for shopping and food and drinks and I asked her if she washed her vagina out, she said she didn't and still had my semen inside, which made my evening.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump She actually loves when I lick her ass and stick my tongue up there. She even lets me stick a finger up there sometimes. She won't let me fuck her in the bum. I told her my dick was smol and it would be OK, and she did the greatest thing ever for me and told me my did was bigger than what she was used to and that I had a fat willy.

    Dude I'd you ever visit America, please bring her so I can break her lol
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I've been trying to creampie her since I met her, and today I finally managed to. I will always try to fuck her with no condom, and each time she will stop me and say "where is condom?" and not let me fuck her without putting one on. I've been getting ratty about it and arguing with her and telling her about the proven health benefits of semen and telling her I don't have any diseases and she should be happy if she got pregnant (she's 41, and says she wants kids).

    She let me put my willy in just for a second the last time we were having sex. I was having a hard time, I had ordered Chinese condoms from amazon and they were uncomfortably tight on and were making my exposed glans sore. Getting my dick into that wet tender pussy full of natural lubricant lotion felt great, but I had to take it out and put on another condom right after.

    Today she said I could fuck her if I pulled out before I came (this is something I've been asking for the last little while). I said I would and she went off on how it was her body her choice while face down on the bed with her ass presenting in the air. Of course I had about as much intention of pulling out as she has when she promises me she won't try to get me to buy a bunch of expensive items when grocery shopping.

    I was surprised how messy it was. Unlike all my previous girlfriends she has a very shallow vagina, and I tend to cum a lot, so the sperm filled her up then went everywhere when I pulled out. I told her I came on the t shirt I was using to clean up, but she said she could feel it inside. She was sort of angry but was smiling. She went and took a shower, and I said sorry and told her it just felt too good and I couldn't stop. She wasn't really angry, and I think she expected it, but she acted a little angry, but not genuinely angry.

    We went out for shopping and food and drinks and I asked her if she washed her vagina out, she said she didn't and still had my semen inside, which made my evening.

    Ok wariat 🤣
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley Ok wariat 🤣

    Very rich wariat*
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I've been trying to creampie her since I met her, and today I finally managed to. I will always try to fuck her with no condom, and each time she will stop me and say "where is condom?" and not let me fuck her without putting one on. I've been getting ratty about it and arguing with her and telling her about the proven health benefits of semen and telling her I don't have any diseases and she should be happy if she got pregnant (she's 41, and says she wants kids).

    She let me put my willy in just for a second the last time we were having sex. I was having a hard time, I had ordered Chinese condoms from amazon and they were uncomfortably tight on and were making my exposed glans sore. Getting my dick into that wet tender pussy full of natural lubricant lotion felt great, but I had to take it out and put on another condom right after.

    Today she said I could fuck her if I pulled out before I came (this is something I've been asking for the last little while). I said I would and she went off on how it was her body her choice while face down on the bed with her ass presenting in the air. Of course I had about as much intention of pulling out as she has when she promises me she won't try to get me to buy a bunch of expensive items when grocery shopping.

    I was surprised how messy it was. Unlike all my previous girlfriends she has a very shallow vagina, and I tend to cum a lot, so the sperm filled her up then went everywhere when I pulled out. I told her I came on the t shirt I was using to clean up, but she said she could feel it inside. She was sort of angry but was smiling. She went and took a shower, and I said sorry and told her it just felt too good and I couldn't stop. She wasn't really angry, and I think she expected it, but she acted a little angry, but not genuinely angry.

    We went out for shopping and food and drinks and I asked her if she washed her vagina out, she said she didn't and still had my semen inside, which made my evening.



    Originally posted by Donald Trump I've been trying to creampie her since I met her, and today I finally managed to. I will always try to fuck her with no condom, and each time she will stop me and say "where is condom?" and not let me fuck her without putting one on. I've been getting ratty about it and arguing with her and telling her about the proven health benefits of semen and telling her I don't have any diseases and she should be happy if she got pregnant (she's 41, and says she wants kids).

    She let me put my willy in just for a second the last time we were having sex. I was having a hard time, I had ordered Chinese condoms from amazon and they were uncomfortably tight on and were making my exposed glans sore. Getting my dick into that wet tender pussy full of natural lubricant lotion felt great, but I had to take it out and put on another condom right after.

    Today she said I could fuck her if I pulled out before I came (this is something I've been asking for the last little while). I said I would and she went off on how it was her body her choice while face down on the bed with her ass presenting in the air. Of course I had about as much intention of pulling out as she has when she promises me she won't try to get me to buy a bunch of expensive items when grocery shopping.

    I was surprised how messy it was. Unlike all my previous girlfriends she has a very shallow vagina, and I tend to cum a lot, so the sperm filled her up then went everywhere when I pulled out. I told her I came on the t shirt I was using to clean up, but she said she could feel it inside. She was sort of angry but was smiling. She went and took a shower, and I said sorry and told her it just felt too good and I couldn't stop. She wasn't really angry, and I think she expected it, but she acted a little angry, but not genuinely angry.

    We went out for shopping and food and drinks and I asked her if she washed her vagina out, she said she didn't and still had my semen inside, which made my evening.

    Qft
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I've been trying to creampie her since I met her, and today I finally managed to. I will always try to fuck her with no condom, and each time she will stop me and say "where is condom?" and not let me fuck her without putting one on. I've been getting ratty about it and arguing with her and telling her about the proven health benefits of semen and telling her I don't have any diseases and she should be happy if she got pregnant (she's 41, and says she wants kids).

    She let me put my willy in just for a second the last time we were having sex. I was having a hard time, I had ordered Chinese condoms from amazon and they were uncomfortably tight on and were making my exposed glans sore. Getting my dick into that wet tender pussy full of natural lubricant lotion felt great, but I had to take it out and put on another condom right after.

    Today she said I could fuck her if I pulled out before I came (this is something I've been asking for the last little while). I said I would and she went off on how it was her body her choice while face down on the bed with her ass presenting in the air. Of course I had about as much intention of pulling out as she has when she promises me she won't try to get me to buy a bunch of expensive items when grocery shopping.

    I was surprised how messy it was. Unlike all my previous girlfriends she has a very shallow vagina, and I tend to cum a lot, so the sperm filled her up then went everywhere when I pulled out. I told her I came on the t shirt I was using to clean up, but she said she could feel it inside. She was sort of angry but was smiling. She went and took a shower, and I said sorry and told her it just felt too good and I couldn't stop. She wasn't really angry, and I think she expected it, but she acted a little angry, but not genuinely angry.

    We went out for shopping and food and drinks and I asked her if she washed her vagina out, she said she didn't and still had my semen inside, which made my evening.

    Dude last week I pulled out my penis got a prostitute to sit on my head, offered her double pay 40$ instead of 20$ if she slowed the fuck down and i could enjoy myseñf (because i wasn't),she complied, i came and picked the leaves out of her hair, she asked me to buy crack from some nigga i met that morning cuz he would give me more
    , I told him the prostitute wants me to get more for us, when. I returned with the drugs, i was offered to smoke the 60 on the condition i put my big white dick in her once she was really high.

    Half way through of me being high as fuck fucking some fat black prostitute under the overpass i hear my black friends fucking cheering.

    I had to concentrate to inseminate her right after I had received a blowjob the previous hour.

    No problem

    Get on my level.
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