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  1. #81
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson First thing to do:

    if an architect had not one, not two but all three bridges that he designed collapsed are you going to take his advice on how to make bridges ?
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  2. #82
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if an architect had not one, not two but all three bridges that he designed collapsed are you going to take his advice on how to make bridges ?

    A wise man knows that the guy who has failed failed and failed again...has already learned more about what NOT to do and therefore what to try next.. than an guy who got lucky first time out of the gate.

    Let that wisdom sink in...there are no failures, there are only learning experiences.
  3. #83
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A wise man knows that the guy who has failed failed and failed again…has already learned more about what NOT to do and therefore what to try next.. than an guy who got lucky first time out of the gate.

    Let that wisdom sink in…there are no failures, there are only learning experiences.

    if he didnt learnt a thing the first 3 times what makes you thjnk he can the 4th ?

    hmmmm
  4. #84
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if he didnt learnt a thing the first 3 times what makes you thjnk he can the 4th ?

    hmmmm

    Because he's already determined 3 methods that didn't work...the guy who got lucky has not identified ANY!.

    Experience best comes from your failures not your successes - Albert Tesla
  5. #85
    Bradley Black Hole
    Ya bro literally all you have to do is tell her things aren't working out and ask her if she would like a ride with her stuff to:

    The train station,
    bus station,
    airport,
    a park,
    battered women's shelter,
    Hospital,

    but it aint gonna be your house tonight. Then tell her you're sorry but it can't be like this anymore, it's not working out.

    Keep repeating it's not working out and then say "It could work out IF _________________" and then tell her exactly what you want and if you don't get it, GO THROUGH WITH DROPPING HER OFF BRO.
  6. #86
    Now that's what I call macho
  7. #87
    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's a battle of wills at the moment, each of you is trying to establish how the pecking order is going to be set forever. You must be strong and not yield to her will or you will be forever cuckolded.

    First thing to do:

    Any money she is receiving needs to be handing over directly to you if you are paying the mortgage/rent/bills/food/clothes etc…her measly check is her contribution to those expenses and an acknowledgement of her responsibilities towards them…it's not pocket money for her to spend as she pleases.

    This^^ Tell her to try to live elsewhere on her free money. You seem like a real nice guy and want to please her but your going to have to man up unless you want her to be the boss.
  8. #88
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because he's already determined 3 methods that didn't work…the guy who got lucky has not identified ANY!.

    Experience best comes from your failures not your successes - Albert Tesla

    the graves are full of experience people on how not to live,
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  9. #89
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson the guy who has failed failed and failed again

    could be viewed as "succeeded, succeeded, and succeeded again"
  10. #90
    Bradley Black Hole
    Who tf is Albert Tesla
  11. #91
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Have been fairly aggressive with GG. The other day we took a walk at a lake with swans in it, which was nice. She likes swans, she's an urbanite, and they eat swans in Eastern Europe, so there aren't as many over there. The swans in this lake come right up to people because they are used to getting fed bread by visitors.

    I bought GG some nice Asics shoes, but she seems to be deliberately being a cunt about wearing them. Says she wants to exchange them for white Adidias instead. It's mildly annoying, but not a big deal. Obviously Asics are better shoes than some gopnik Adidas. Like all the women I have ever been with she already has her feet ruined from walking around in the sort of retarded shoes women like to wear.

    After the walk I filled the car with diesel and offered to bring her into Tesco and she responded "Tesco too expensive". Damn.

    She has come a long way since I met her, when she was basically a wild groceries ho, and she's trainable. But even now she's occasionally a complete bitch, and doesn't seem to be able to control it. For instance she was super depressed on New Years Eve, and kept on about how miserable it was how little we did over my Christmas holidays from work, and how we weren't going to be able to do anything good over the New Years, and basically how her life was wasted. She was inconsolable. I took a sneaky photo of her.

    I told her she was making me depressed and I went to bed about 6pm, but whatsapped her the photo I took of her first. When I got up about 8pm she was in a better mood. We went out and had a really good time. Pics related.



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  12. #92
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Swan lake. My dog. Had an opportunity to talk to the girl in the backgound with the swan, but she was about the same in terms of age and prettiness as GG, and I talked to a girl just like that after closing in Kyiv Zoo once, when me and GG were hanging around outside and taking turns riding one of the electric mobile app scooters that are everywhere over there. She was crying about the animals being locked up or some nutty thing like that. GG was insanely jealous and didn't let me forget that, although I turned it back on her and use the girl at kyiv zoo to tease her.



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  13. #93
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Between dole and accommodation payment she's getting €400 a week (€1,600 a month) to sit around and wait out the Ukraine war in Ireland. Good work if you can get it. Wish I had gone for my Ukrainian passport now.

    Makes me angry though, since I was begging her to come to Ireland since May, but she was too afraid, too low self-confidence. She blames it on her mother being a bitch to her. I don't doubt it, but how much of her mom's bitchiness has she inherited.

    I think she's winding up more like her mom too, more so each passing day. It happens to slavic girls around 40. Total case of the babushka phenomenon.
  14. #94
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    GG will give sex when thinks she should, like when she thinks it's a special occasion. For instance yesterday we spent the day in Dublin, and it was by birthday, which she remembered.

    When we were getting in the car for the long drive home I made a joke about getting a Birthday blowjob, but she's never sucked dick (partly she thinks she's too good since she's an "officer's daughter" since her dad was a helicopter mechanic in the red army, partly she's too lazy, and partly just low libido and she just doesn't want to). She gave me a sort of ticklish handjob though, which was really nice. Then after about an hour of that I pulled in and fapped and came all over the place, mostly on myself, as well as all over her hand, which was alongside of mine. I think it was her first time fooling around in a car.

    It made the drive home a lot more interesting than doing it alone.

    Also I had a decent enough time when I went to explore the nether regions recently, which I never did in kyiv. She liked having her butthole licked, and let me stick my fingers in there a few times. It wasn't especially tight even, in fact my fingers have been further in her butt than they have in her front hole.

    But I've never known her to have an orgasm at all, or to enjoy or seek sex by herself. She won't suck my dick, or have sex without a condom. She won't take birth control, which I don't have a problem with. I haven't asked or tried for anal yet. IMO it's still quite a cold relationship. From her side, she's occasionally affectionate, and it feels like she likes me and needs me, especially from an emotional point of view, but physically it feels like she's just going through the motions.
  15. #95
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Daily reminder that swans are rapists
  16. #96
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny Daily reminder that swans are rapists

    all animals are rapists

    waterbirds are some of the most violent offenders though
  17. #97
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    If I was just allowed to hold down GG and rape her both our lives would be so much happier and better. It just wouldn't even be a question.
  18. #98
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Ask her to marry you then tell her in the west women are legally obligated to have sex with their husbands twice a day
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  19. #99
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Larry seems to have extensive knowledge in the field

    I would absolutely positively spend all of our money if it were up to me and buy all of the Just For Men and beard oil I could find. Lanny’s reins are tight.
  20. Lanny Bird of Courage
    According to this episode of Dr. Phil I saw once when I was home sick from school it’s apparently possible to add a sex contract into a prenup to require a certain amount of fucking
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