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  1. #61
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many grocery shopping do you do in a week.

    Some folks go shopping everyday rather than buy groceries for the week. My aged father is like that. dumb old fuck will go to the store for a tin of soup one day then a can of corned beef the next. I've told him "Hey you stupid old fuck, do all your shopping at once then you don't have to risk life and limb driving to the store at your dumbass old age"..his response is "I like to get out everyday though".
  2. #62
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I read a news story once about two guys who got into a shootout in a fucking Toys R Us over some kind of toy, using shelves for cover and shit.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I read a news story once about two guys who got into a shootout in a fucking Toys R Us over some kind of toy, using shelves for cover and shit.

    Did they use nerf guns or water cannons?
  4. #64
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did they use nerf guns or water cannons?

    That badass super soaker with the backpack tank, remember those?
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  5. #65
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I read a news story once about two guys who got into a shootout in a fucking Toys R Us over some kind of toy, using shelves for cover and shit.

    did you hear about that guy who was living in a toys R us, and burrowed through the wall into an abandoned shop next door
  6. #66
    Bradley Black Hole
    no but I want to
  7. #67
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition




    guy apparently made a career out of drilling through McDonalds roofs and dropping in to rob them once they'd already closed up and only a few staff were left. he was eventually caught, went to jail, broke out, then decided he wanted to live in a Toys R Us so he smashed a hole behind the bike racks and lived there for a while, eventually digging through to the abandoned Circuit City next door.

    he piped running water and electricity in, and apparently had a surveillance system made out of baby monitors
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  8. #68
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Today was probably the worst. She was in a bad mood and we had a very weird shopping trip to the clothes shop, where she was complaining there were no shoes to buy despite being surrounded by shoes and insisted on trying on roller blades and buying knee pads (obvious joke har har). She's nearly 40 and can't ride a bike, she'd kill herself on roller blades.

    The we went to Tesco and she spend about 2 hours going around, and kept bringing stuff for me to put in the basket that she didn't know how much it was. Again and again I asked. She was getting stuff like goji berries, expensive brand green tea, and vitamin e pill and turmeric and pepper capsules. She spent about €70 on a small bag of stuff and like an idiot I paid on my card, just to make some sort of point.

    I was insanely angry, mostly at her acting like a retard and wasting my money, giving it to the english cunts in tesco for basically nothing. I told her that I wasn't happy about her grabbing stuff for me to buy without even knowing the price, and she said there were no prices. I told her there were prices on everything.

    Then just before we got back to my mom's house I told her that "if you were buying things with your own money you'd make sure to check the price, wouldn't you? Therefore its not a good idea for me to buy you stuff any more. You have your own money here in Ireland, you can buy with your own money. I won't pay for anything more again for you. Good night" and I timed it perfectly to hop out of the car and get to bed. She did some big act of crying in the car and is currently downstairs, probably acting melodramatic.
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  9. #69
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Today was probably the worst. She was in a bad mood and we had a very weird shopping trip to the clothes shop, where she was complaining there were no shoes to buy despite being surrounded by shoes and insisted on trying on roller blades and buying knee pads (obvious joke har har). She's nearly 40 and can't ride a bike, she'd kill herself on roller blades.

    The we went to Tesco and she spend about 2 hours going around, and kept bringing stuff for me to put in the basket that she didn't know how much it was. Again and again I asked. She was getting stuff like goji berries, expensive brand green tea, and vitamin e pill and turmeric and pepper capsules. She spent about €70 on a small bag of stuff and like an idiot I paid on my card, just to make some sort of point.

    I was insanely angry, mostly at her acting like a retard and wasting my money, giving it to the english cunts in tesco for basically nothing. I told her that I wasn't happy about her grabbing stuff for me to buy without even knowing the price, and she said there were no prices. I told her there were prices on everything.

    Then just before we got back to my mom's house I told her that "if you were buying things with your own money you'd make sure to check the price, wouldn't you? Therefore its not a good idea for me to buy you stuff any more. You have your own money here in Ireland, you can buy with your own money. I won't pay for anything more again for you. Good night" and I timed it perfectly to hop out of the car and get to bed. She did some big act of crying in the car and is currently downstairs, probably acting melodramatic.

    if anyone needed further proof that human females brain do not mature beyond the age of 12 this is it.
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  10. #70
    Bradley Black Hole
    Well DT I'm happy you finally put your foot down. Let us know if you get laid and what experience you have as a result of this show of dominance.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Today was probably the worst. She was in a bad mood and we had a very weird shopping trip to the clothes shop, where she was complaining there were no shoes to buy despite being surrounded by shoes and insisted on trying on roller blades and buying knee pads (obvious joke har har). She's nearly 40 and can't ride a bike, she'd kill herself on roller blades.

    The we went to Tesco and she spend about 2 hours going around, and kept bringing stuff for me to put in the basket that she didn't know how much it was. Again and again I asked. She was getting stuff like goji berries, expensive brand green tea, and vitamin e pill and turmeric and pepper capsules. She spent about €70 on a small bag of stuff and like an idiot I paid on my card, just to make some sort of point.

    I was insanely angry, mostly at her acting like a retard and wasting my money, giving it to the english cunts in tesco for basically nothing. I told her that I wasn't happy about her grabbing stuff for me to buy without even knowing the price, and she said there were no prices. I told her there were prices on everything.

    Then just before we got back to my mom's house I told her that "if you were buying things with your own money you'd make sure to check the price, wouldn't you? Therefore its not a good idea for me to buy you stuff any more. You have your own money here in Ireland, you can buy with your own money. I won't pay for anything more again for you. Good night" and I timed it perfectly to hop out of the car and get to bed. She did some big act of crying in the car and is currently downstairs, probably acting melodramatic.

    That's a good half step on the road to manly domination. Personally I'd have thrown everything out of the cart as she put it in at Tescos but that's me.
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  12. #72
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Donald Trump and I timed it perfectly to hop out of the car and get to bed.

    Haha, I mean honestly it was probably a smart move so you didn’t have to listen to whinging all the way home but you have to admit the image of you laying down the law then fleeing the car to hide in your bedroom is kinda funny.
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  13. #73
    Laying down the law then laying down the dick on her is always the best way to handle such matters.
  14. #74
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lanny Haha, I mean honestly it was probably a smart move so you didn’t have to listen to whinging all the way home but you have to admit the image of you laying down the law then fleeing the car to hide in your bedroom is kinda funny.

    it was a strategic retreat
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  15. #75
    evacuation
  16. #76
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Had another argument today. Went to the local Post Office to pick up her refugee free money NEETbux and she came back out and said she needed a PPS number. I tried to tell her that she had it in the documents she had with her, and she argued that no, it got posted to her during the week and she left it at home and we needed to go back to pick it up. I asked if I could show her in the documents where the PPS number was and she wouldn't let me touch them.

    I started driving home and tried to explain to her that she had picked up a document with her PPS number last week in the welfare office, and that is how she got her NEETbux last week, and it seemed to click and she said oh, we go back.

    So we turn around, back to the Post Office, she picks up her cash, and when she gets back she says "you were right".

    I am so fed up of being right with stubborn East Europeans, but they still fight with you every time anyway. Every single thing no matter how simple or insignificant is a gigantic battle of wills.
  17. #77
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra it was a strategic retreat

    It was a heroic retreat demonstrating resolve, capability and strength, just like the Russian retreat from Kyiv.
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  18. #78
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Had another argument today. Went to the local Post Office to pick up her refugee free money NEETbux and she came back out and said she needed a PPS number. I tried to tell her that she had it in the documents she had with her, and she argued that no, it got posted to her during the week and she left it at home and we needed to go back to pick it up. I asked if I could show her in the documents where the PPS number was and she wouldn't let me touch them.

    I started driving home and tried to explain to her that she had picked up a document with her PPS number last week in the welfare office, and that is how she got her NEETbux last week, and it seemed to click and she said oh, we go back.

    So we turn around, back to the Post Office, she picks up her cash, and when she gets back she says "you were right".

    I am so fed up of being right with stubborn and stupid East Europeans, but they still fight with you every time anyway. Every single thing no matter how simple or insignificant is a gigantic battle of wills with them. Is it their culture or are they genetically unable to listen?

    It's a battle of wills at the moment, each of you is trying to establish how the pecking order is going to be set forever. You must be strong and not yield to her will or you will be forever cuckolded.

    First thing to do:

    Any money she is receiving needs to be handing over directly to you if you are paying the mortgage/rent/bills/food/clothes etc...her measly check is her contribution to those expenses and an acknowledgement of her responsibilities towards them...it's not pocket money for her to spend as she pleases.
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  19. #79
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's a battle of wills at the moment, each of you is trying to establish how the pecking order is going to be set forever. You must be strong and not yield to her will or you will be forever cuckolded.

    First thing to do:

    Any money she is receiving needs to be handing over directly to you if you are paying the mortgage/rent/bills/food/clothes etc…her measly check is her contribution to those expenses and an acknowledgement of her responsibilities towards them…it's not pocket money for her to spend as she pleases.

    Good luck getting money from Groceries Girl. She's Ukrainian.
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Good luck getting money from Groceries Girl. She's Ukrainian.

    You already are nearly there, you had her crying on the couch last night while you was in bed...she's on the ropes!

    Tell her straight "you're not living in Turnip land now my girl!!! this is Potato land"
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