2023-01-16 at 12:01 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I have a few good ones.
All true.
They all involve drugs sex and money and a few dead people.
Well most of the old people are old now, like really old so it don't matter Anyway.
I made money did a lot of blow and had the time of my life.
2023-01-16 at 4:19 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
So you want to hear about me transporting 2 kg of opium and hash and then almost getting my brain's blown out???
I have lots of stories'
2023-01-16 at 6:50 AM UTC
Yeah make with the stories
2023-01-16 at 7:20 AM UTC
im only interested in stories that can only be told with anatomically accurate dolls.
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
one time I fucked a nurse in a cave
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2023-01-17 at 12:57 AM UTC
so every nurse u serviced had vagen dat hang liek sleev ov wizard
2023-01-17 at 4:40 PM UTC
i dunno one man who tinks et hangs like sleev of wizard may not agree wit the next man unless there were mininum measurement requirements
2023-01-17 at 4:54 PM UTC
none but i dont know how it worked in your faggy country
u probably used millimeters