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  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I have a few good ones.
    All true.
    They all involve drugs sex and money and a few dead people.
    Well most of the old people are old now, like really old so it don't matter Anyway.
    I made money did a lot of blow and had the time of my life.
  2. #2
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Subscribed for interest.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    So you want to hear about me transporting 2 kg of opium and hash and then almost getting my brain's blown out???
    I have lots of stories'
  4. #4
    Yeah make with the stories
  5. #5
    im only interested in stories that can only be told with anatomically accurate dolls.
  6. #6
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    one time I fucked a nurse in a cave
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    male nurse ?
  8. #8
    Originally posted by POLECAT one time I fucked a nurse in a cave

    A lot of them nurses do have voluminous vaginas.
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by AngryOnion So you want to hear about me transporting 2 kg of opium and hash and then almost getting my brain's blown out???
    I have lots of stories'

    Tell
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A lot of them nurses do have voluminous vaginas.

    a lot of them ?

    is it possible that its onky you ?
  11. #11
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a lot of them ?

    is it possible that its onky you ?

    No, I used to live with hundreds of trainee nurses and saw the antics they got up to. Voluminous veejays were the norm.
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, I used to live with hundreds of trainee nurses and saw the antics they got up to. Voluminous veejays were the norm.

    how many was that ?
  13. #13
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many was that ?

    how many was what?
  14. #14
    cigreting Dark Matter
    so every nurse u serviced had vagen dat hang liek sleev ov wizard
  15. #15
    Originally posted by cigreting so every nurse u serviced had vagen dat hang liek sleev ov wizard

    No I didn't service them all, It was just common knowledge and 'word on the street'
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    i dunno one man who tinks et hangs like sleev of wizard may not agree wit the next man unless there were mininum measurement requirements
  17. #17
    Originally posted by cigreting i dunno one man who tinks et hangs like sleev of wizard may not agree wit the next man unless there were mininum measurement requirements

    How many wizards sleeves have you measured?
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Stories 💖
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    none but i dont know how it worked in your faggy country
    u probably used millimeters
  20. #20
    Originally posted by cigreting none but i dont know how it worked in your faggy country
    u probably used millimeters

    Well I don't know anyone who wore wizard's sleeves...Larping is primarily a faggy USA thing.

    Lightning bolt!!

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