Who want's hear a story?

1. 2023-01-16 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I have a few good ones.
   All true.
   They all involve drugs sex and money and a few dead people.
   Well most of the old people are old now, like really old so it don't matter Anyway.
   I made money did a lot of blow and had the time of my life.
2. 2023-01-16 at 12:46 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Subscribed for interest.
3. 2023-01-16 at 4:19 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   So you want to hear about me transporting 2 kg of opium and hash and then almost getting my brain's blown out???
   I have lots of stories'
4. 2023-01-16 at 6:50 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Yeah make with the stories
5. 2023-01-16 at 7:20 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   im only interested in stories that can only be told with anatomically accurate dolls.
6. 2023-01-16 at 2 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   one time I fucked a nurse in a cave
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • AngryOnion
7. 2023-01-16 at 3 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   male nurse ?
8. 2023-01-16 at 4:38 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by POLECAT one time I fucked a nurse in a cave

   
   A lot of them nurses do have voluminous vaginas.
9. 2023-01-16 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by AngryOnion So you want to hear about me transporting 2 kg of opium and hash and then almost getting my brain's blown out???
   I have lots of stories'

   
   Tell
10. 2023-01-16 at 4:45 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A lot of them nurses do have voluminous vaginas.

    
    a lot of them ?
    
    is it possible that its onky you ?
11. 2023-01-16 at 4:47 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a lot of them ?
    
    is it possible that its onky you ?

    
    No, I used to live with hundreds of trainee nurses and saw the antics they got up to. Voluminous veejays were the norm.
12. 2023-01-16 at 4:51 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, I used to live with hundreds of trainee nurses and saw the antics they got up to. Voluminous veejays were the norm.

    
    how many was that ?
13. 2023-01-16 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many was that ?

    
    how many was what?
14. 2023-01-17 at 12:57 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    so every nurse u serviced had vagen dat hang liek sleev ov wizard
15. 2023-01-17 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting so every nurse u serviced had vagen dat hang liek sleev ov wizard

    
    No I didn't service them all, It was just common knowledge and 'word on the street'
16. 2023-01-17 at 4:40 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    i dunno one man who tinks et hangs like sleev of wizard may not agree wit the next man unless there were mininum measurement requirements
17. 2023-01-17 at 4:44 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting i dunno one man who tinks et hangs like sleev of wizard may not agree wit the next man unless there were mininum measurement requirements

    
    How many wizards sleeves have you measured?
18. 2023-01-17 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Stories 💖
19. 2023-01-17 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    none but i dont know how it worked in your faggy country
    u probably used millimeters
20. 2023-01-17 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting none but i dont know how it worked in your faggy country
    u probably used millimeters

    
    Well I don't know anyone who wore wizard's sleeves...Larping is primarily a faggy USA thing.
    
    Lightning bolt!!