Should I bring that lady a card today?

1. 2023-01-13 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #61
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol what
   
   learn to hit on reptilians?
2. 2023-01-13 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #62
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by aldra your other option is to ride your motorbike in the front doors and down the muffler aisle, snatch her up and take her to your trailer park junk fortress by force

   
   Just burn rubber in circles next to the entrance, make her wear the one sweaty helmet on the way to starbucks and then when it comes time to pay, be like “you have that gift card, right?”
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   • RIPtotse
3. 2023-01-13 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #63
   blaster master victim of incest
4. 2023-01-13 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   OH RED BEANS AND RICE
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5. 2023-01-13 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #65
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by aldra lol what
   
   learn to hit on reptilians?

   
   Lollollol
6. 2023-01-13 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #66
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I'm a reptillian. Don't tell T2k.
7. 2023-01-13 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #67
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I think I might be a morlock
8. 2023-01-13 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #68
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I think I might be a morlock

   
   I'm also from hemlock Grove.
9. 2023-01-13 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #69
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I'd make a great cannibal. Ive always liked the taste of blood. And odds are my masonic dad probably used me in rituals that were mean to symbolise cannibalism where one kid plays the part of the victim and it just looks like they are getting killed and eaten but the other kid doesn't know it's an act and they use the real fear of the other child for rituals and to torture them and brainwash them mk ultra style
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   • blaster master
10. 2023-01-13 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #70
    blaster master victim of incest
11. 2023-01-13 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #71
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master My God your fucking weird.
    
    Now i like you a little bit more even.

    
    *Sigh*
12. 2023-01-13 at 4:39 PM UTC

    #72
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Incessant I'd make a great cannibal. Ive always liked the taste of blood. And odds are my masonic dad probably used me in rituals that were mean to symbolise cannibalism where one kid plays the part of the victim and it just looks like they are getting killed and eaten but the other kid doesn't know it's an act and they use the real fear of the other child for rituals and to torture them and brainwash them mk ultra style

    
    🙄
13. 2023-01-13 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #73
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked 🙄

    
    No one asked you get to work security boy
14. 2023-01-13 at 4:45 PM UTC

    #74
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by blaster master My God your fucking weird.
    
    Now i like you a little bit more even.

    
    write her a card
15. 2023-01-13 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #75
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra write her a card

    
    Fuck that where's my Starbucks. Actually I'm about to order Starbucks and my company is going to pay for it. We have a virtual welcome lunch for a new hire.
16. 2023-01-13 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #76
    blaster master victim of incest
17. 2023-01-13 at 4:48 PM UTC

    #77
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master We used to text but I kept telling her to dump her weed slave and come hang with me, but she made the smart decision and didnt.

    
    I don't know if smart is really the right word. More I'm waiting to see if he finishes cooking as a human and can meet me as an equal in all ways. And he seems a little more likely to get there than you. No offense. But also everyone here is right women just want money so the best thing you can do is stop obsessing and stack that paper
18. 2023-01-13 at 4:54 PM UTC

    #78
    blaster master victim of incest
19. 2023-01-13 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #79
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Or get a flesh light. You really don't want me I promise. My antidepressant killed my sex drive so he's fucking his flesh like three or four times as much as me.
20. 2023-01-13 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #80
    blaster master victim of incest