Fights when shopping

1. 2023-01-04 at 11:50 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just the other day she was being ultra cunty to me, going on about how I was a bad guide in Ireland and that she was a way better guide in Kyiv (she didn't mention that she included about 24 months of things we had seen in Kyiv, 100% of which I had paid for, and she usually claimed to be too tired to leave her bed in Ireland for the 3 weeks she has been here).
   
   I didn't feel any desire to beat her, but I was 100% certain that she both expected and deserved to be violently beaten by the side of the road.
   
   If I had the same situation today, I'd just chuck her out of the car, then put my phone on airplane mode, and let her try to navigate wherever she wants to. I'm sure it'll happen too.
   
   My mom hates her, and my mom's boyfriend says she reminds him of his ex-wife. Constant cuntiness, constantly in a bad mood, constantly sniping. Eventually he dumped her and took up with my mom, and he's happy.
   
   I get that. Literally everytime I've been in Ukraine I've tried dating someone else. Once I went to meet a Muscovite girl in Istanbul, it didn't work out and she wasn't attracted to me at all (or vice versa) so I went to Kyiv to spend the time I had off on a surpise holiday with GG.
   
   We're basically two bottom of the barrel losers.
2. 2023-01-04 at 11:53 PM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The pics of GG are super cute and she’s just a moody woman with a lot of quirks that obviously stem from somewhere. You’re a patient man Soy.
3. 2023-01-04 at 11:54 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Forgot to mention, the other day when I was filling the car with diesel after the swan lake walk I asked her if she wanted to go into Tesco, and she was like "tesco expensive". I said "do you want anything aldi or lidl don't have". She said "maybe beard oil".
   
   Such exchanges fill me with hope.
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4. 2023-01-05 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #104
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
5. 2023-01-06 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #105
   

   jerryb African Astronaut
   Seriously GG should be down on her knees thanking the lord for a guy like you. My daughter has a great husband and I make a point of reminding her how lucky she is. Lots of shitty people they could hook up with.
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6. 2023-01-09 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #106
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by jerryb Seriously GG should be down on her knees thanking the lord for a guy like you. My daughter has a great husband and I make a point of reminding her how lucky she is. Lots of shitty people they could hook up with.

   
   so your telling her that she couldnt be without a man ?
7. 2023-01-09 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #107
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so your telling her that she couldnt be without a man ?

   
   if she was she'd be back in kiev shitting in a bucket by candlelight
8. 2023-01-09 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #108
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra if she was she'd be back in kiev shitting in a bucket by candlelight

   
   i domt see any reason why she couldnt shit in the dark.
9. 2023-01-09 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #109
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   wouldn't want to miss the bucket
10. 2023-01-09 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #110
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    shits dont stink in freezing temperatures.
11. 2023-01-09 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #111
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah but who wants to scrape frozen shit off the floor with a shovel
12. 2023-01-09 at 3:38 PM UTC

    #112
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny shits dont stink in freezing temperatures.

    
    Wrong.
13. 2023-01-09 at 3:40 PM UTC

    #113
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra yeah but who wants to scrape frozen shit off the floor with a shovel

    
    you can just pick them up like peebles.
14. 2023-01-09 at 3:41 PM UTC

    #114
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wrong.

    
    source ?
15. 2023-01-09 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #115
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny source ?

    
    Recorded science and my vast knowledge.
    
    Example:
    
    A Polar bear can smell a seal that is at a distance of 32 km i.e. 20 miles away from it. This is indeed an extraordinary sense of smell. Not only this, Polar Bear can smell a seal which is 3 feet beneath the ice from a distance of 1 km i.e 0.6 miles.
    
    https://zooologist.com/how-far-can-a-polar-bear-smell-polar-bear-smell/
16. 2023-01-09 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #116
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny source ?

    
    
    
    
    
    
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17. 2023-01-11 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #117
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Recorded science and my vast knowledge.
    
    Example:
    
    A Polar bear can smell a seal that is at a distance of 32 km i.e. 20 miles away from it. This is indeed an extraordinary sense of smell. Not only this, Polar Bear can smell a seal which is 3 feet beneath the ice from a distance of 1 km i.e 0.6 miles.
    
    https://zooologist.com/how-far-can-a-polar-bear-smell-polar-bear-smell/

    
    speculation.
    
    just because some geeky "scientists" think so doesnt make it scientifique facts.
18. 2023-01-11 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A Polar bear can smell a seal that is at a distance of 32 km i.e. 20 miles away from it. This is indeed an extraordinary sense of smell. Not only this, Polar Bear can smell a seal which is 3 feet beneath the ice from a distance of 1 km i.e 0.6 miles.
    
    https://zooologist.com/how-far-can-a-polar-bear-smell-polar-bear-smell/

    
    I don't believe this. Either the methodology is wrong, or the polar bear isn't detecting the seal using its sense of smell.
19. 2023-01-11 at 6:14 PM UTC

    #119
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I don't believe this. Either the methodology is wrong, or the polar bear isn't detecting the seal using its sense of smell.

    
    Lots of other sources to check.
20. 2023-01-11 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #120
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lots of other sources to check.

    
    Let me guess, they all reference each other to prove this true fact which is widely known.
    
    That seal scent molecules can pass through 3 feet of ice.