During this time of year... at this northerly latitude... I'm not able to receive enough daily sunlight...

1. 2022-12-14 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #61
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I have one of those but I've used it like twice in 8 years. It feels silly like I just sit in front of a bar of light and am supposed to happy

   
   Just sit in a regular bar and get happy
2. 2022-12-14 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Inert means non reactive
3. 2022-12-14 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #63
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Tie 20 toasters to your body, plug them all in, then push all the levers.
4. 2022-12-14 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #64
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just sit in a regular bar and get happy

   
   Sometimes I do just that. I particularly like the darkest grungiest bars available. Or any bar that knows how to pour their whisky proper. My friends like the cringe bars with nothing but craft beers and whatnot, dogs and babies and all that. We have to compromise by starting at my choice and ending at theirs, or the other way around.
5. 2022-12-14 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #65
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley why don't you get one of those SAD lights
   
   Seasonal Affect Disorder or some shit

   
   Sudden Adult Death lights
6. 2022-12-15 at 3:53 AM UTC

   #66
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   plug it into the bathtub while you're in it and you won't ever be SAD again
7. 2022-12-15 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bradley plug it into the bathtub while you're in it and you won't ever be SAD again

   
   This is a myth. Fun fact : you can EASILY take a bath and bring a toaster or whatever the fuck hair dryer into it and it's fine. Trust me
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Jiggaboo_Johnson, 
   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2022-12-15 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #68
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   i got these janky new wireless headphoens that sound tinny as fuck right and the little packets all in broken english and I see that they're water proof and it encourages you to shower with them but do not swim
   
   and im like these headphoens are not water proof lol so i'm debating it but i'll sweat a lot in florida nd probably figure it out that way
9. 2022-12-15 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #69
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ This is a myth. Fun fact : you can EASILY take a bath and bring a toaster or whatever the fuck hair dryer into it and it's fine. Trust me

   
   How about a refrigerator? Would that do the job?
10. 2022-12-15 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #70
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ This is a myth. Fun fact : you can EASILY take a bath and bring a toaster or whatever the fuck hair dryer into it and it's fine. Trust me

    
    Facts: for any harm to be done the toaster has to be plugged in to a power source and to a non GFI outlet too.
11. 2022-12-15 at 1:40 PM UTC

    #71
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    It's the amperage that kills you.
12. 2022-12-15 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #72
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    An unpowered toaster can only kill you if it's repeatedly slammed with great force against your head.
13. 2022-12-15 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #73
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson An unpowered toaster can only kill you if it's repeatedly slammed with great force against your head.

    
    incorrect.
    
    apply its power chord around your neck in a correct manner will do the job faster and more energy conserving.
14. 2022-12-15 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #74
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny incorrect.
    
    apply its power chord around your neck in a correct manner will do the job faster and more energy conserving.

    
    Source?
    
    ETA: Also the power cord isn't the toaster...
15. 2022-12-15 at 3:53 PM UTC

    #75
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Source?
    
    ETA: Also the power cord isn't the toaster…

    
    its part of the toaster.
16. 2022-12-15 at 4 PM UTC

    #76
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its part of the toaster.

    
    But not the toaster...the discussion was re: toasters.
    
    Any device's power cord (assuming same gauge and length) could be used in the way you describe..so, non sequitur.
17. 2022-12-15 at 4:05 PM UTC

    #77
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson my penis is not me

    
    
18. 2022-12-15 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #78
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Correct it isn't.
    
    I'd still be me without it, just as I would be without an arm, a leg or my flowing mane of hair.
19. 2022-12-15 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #79
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Correct it isn't.
    
    I'd still be me without it, just as I would be without an arm, a leg or my flowing mane of hair.

    
    Reminds me of the Mitch hedberg joke about why do we call corn on the cob, corn on the cob and when it's off the cob it's just corn, so like if you removed your arm we should call the arm Mitch, and if you reattach it we shall call him Mitch altogether.
    
    Something like that anyway.
    
    
    *Throws tomato*
20. 2022-12-15 at 4:40 PM UTC

    #80
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ *Throws tomato*

    
    Is it a tomato plant if you've removed all the tomatoes?