Soon, I'll be a 27 year old virgin

1. 2022-12-14 at 2:16 AM UTC

   #61
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no. you need more acreage for the dalits to shit around.

   
   No cheating. People would have to stand in shit.
2. 2022-12-14 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #62
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   i stand up when i shit
3. 2022-12-14 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #63
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley i stand up when i shit

   
   Stinky legs.
4. 2022-12-14 at 7:18 AM UTC

   #64
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For one, it would be a hell of a lot easier to eradicate everyone at once from the planet, having them all in one place.

   
   You're sick.
5. 2022-12-14 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #65
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   whats wrong with OP ?
   
   this is conduct unbecoming of a rapefugee.
6. 2022-12-14 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #66
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   kafka can help no?
7. 2022-12-14 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #67
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Chop your cock off to make a statement
8. 2022-12-14 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #68
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Put it in a pickle jar with vinegar, in case remorse sets in.
9. 2022-12-14 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #69
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yeah. Paint it like an actual pickle as well. Keep it next to the jar of regular pickles, or just put it in the jar of regular pickles to keep yourself and your guests on their toes.
10. 2022-12-14 at 8:11 PM UTC

    #70
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Relevant...
    
    https://www.queerty.com/man-arrested-after-jars-and-jars-of-human-penises-discovered-in-his-apartment-20140816
11. 2022-12-14 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #71
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wow what a queerty
12. 2022-12-14 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #72
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Wow what a queerty

    
    How would you feel about someone pickling your penis for his wall shelf?
13. 2022-12-14 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #73
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How would you feel about someone pickling your penis for his wall shelf?

    
    If they asked first and did it after I was dead I might not have an issue with it. Though I would want assurances that it would be legit and he wouldn't later get busted and my pickled penis would get thrown into a bunch of others in some cold dark evidence room.
14. 2022-12-14 at 8:38 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    use it or lose it
15. 2022-12-14 at 8:39 PM UTC

    #75
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ If they asked first and did it after I was dead I might not have an issue with it. Though I would want assurances that it would be legit and he wouldn't later get busted and my pickled penis would get thrown into a bunch of others in some cold dark evidence room.

    
    You want assurances your penis would be on full display.
16. 2022-12-14 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #76
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You want assurances your penis would be on full display.

    
    I would want it to have a plaque beneath it indicating it was mine and then maybe a little anecdote about it.
17. 2022-12-14 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #77
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here lies Wren's penis
    
    *LITTLE anecdote*
18. 2022-12-14 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #78
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Here lies Wren's penis
    
    *LITTLE anecdote*

    
    You could stipulate the use of a pencil.
19. 2022-12-14 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #79
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    spectral has been obsessed with penises in jars for quite a while now,
    
    i wonder why.
20. 2022-12-14 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #80
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny spectral has been obsessed with penises in jars for quite a while now,
    
    i wonder why.

    
    What they never found out is there were 172 jars before police arrived to count 137 jars. Then they found a fork behind the jar armoire.