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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well, I seem to be missing southern white girls,, lets just say I almost drove a bicycle off a cliff in a little backwoods out of the way town that had a fight club and a community of less than smart extra horny people as well as a bunch of mid grade race cars and I havent seen a track or a fight but I have been socializing at several homes of the people, every one has a ton of family and there is always one 14 year old that is over sexualized and hot to fuck the new guy and always I have to say no to her and the older girls don't know why I wont fuk her and because I wont fuk her none of the legal aged ones will fuk me cuz I must have something wrong with me cuz I wont fuk the little one.

    now as I sit here and rethink that dream that has played in my head more than 3 times,, its EVIL coming to try and turn me back to the dark side.
    see I block or get away from anything evil, even tictok hotties with vamp teeth or a satanic promotion to it in all forms of life and internet I just will not give evil my time.


    yeah man this is a fight for good and evil inside my head

    GOD WINS!!! FUCK OFF SATIN!!!...
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  2. Haxxor Space Nigga
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I shit in your mouth so hard you shit myself
  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    ⬆️ Someone who tries to appear edgy by doing or saying provocative, controversial, taboo, or offensive things. 🎈
  5. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    How is that offensive or any of that?
  6. Originally posted by Haxxor I’ve started a new prescription medication and since then there’s always some strange guy lurking in my dreams.
    I really don’t remember specifics….but he’s always there.

  7. Originally posted by POLECAT well, I seem to be missing southern white girls,, lets just say I almost drove a bicycle off a cliff in a little backwoods out of the way town that had a fight club and a community of less than smart extra horny people as well as a bunch of mid grade race cars and I havent seen a track or a fight but I have been socializing at several homes of the people, every one has a ton of family and there is always one 14 year old that is over sexualized and hot to fuck the new guy and always I have to say no to her and the older girls don't know why I wont fuk her and because I wont fuk her none of the legal aged ones will fuk me cuz I must have something wrong with me cuz I wont fuk the little one.

    now as I sit here and rethink that dream that has played in my head more than 3 times,, its EVIL coming to try and turn me back to the dark side.
    see I block or get away from anything evil, even tictok hotties with vamp teeth or a satanic promotion to it in all forms of life and internet I just will not give evil my time.


    yeah man this is a fight for good and evil inside my head

    GOD WINS!!! FUCK OFF SATIN!!!…

    Free-use teenagers is kinda hot in theory.
  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    😆🤣🤣
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Trees covered in ice, I was walking uphill in the snow to a temple. It was big inside, lots of dark brown wood furniture and carvings, no doors inside. I was sitting at a table next to someone, we were both using laptops and I was trying not to let him see what was on mine. There was a clock on the wall, half 7. I had to leave at 8pm. Then a package arrived for me, there were so many things, bottles of Kaminomoto hair growth accelerator, a cheese board, a figurine of a shepherd. I had to rush to put things away in a cupboard, it was very detailed, lots of items and 8pm passed.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    I don’t know why my dreams are different lately, just lots of details and nothing really happening. I checked online and it said people don’t remember them because your frontal lobe isn’t active when you sleep, and that recalling detailed dreams could be a sign of a health condition. They’re creeping me out tbh.
  11. Kafka sweaty
    I read somewhere that before colour tv most people would dream in black and white. Maybe my imagination just needs more fuel.
  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Free-use teenagers is kinda hot in theory.

    I was left alone last night
  13. Originally posted by Bradley I think it's because you don't wash enough bugaboo and they're not dreams they just come out at night when you're still

    A bathe once a quarter, whether I need it or not.
  14. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I only like good fruit like pears
  15. slide22 African Astronaut
    Couldn't resist


    wut did u dream about last night

  16. Bradley Florida Man
    i dreamed a had a full head of hair, but I think it was a wig because I kept trying to readjust it and I wasn't used to seeing myself with hair so I'm standing outside this store/bank holding a pistol trying to make my hair look nice, and it's combed back so i'm thinking u can tell my hair line is uneven and i'm trying to hold a comb with my left hand (i'm right handed) and holding my pistol with my right hand and I'm looking in the glare of the banks windows in the front and someone says something about a gun and I just shove it in my hoodie pocket and look at dude all mean, and keep fixing my hair.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    If SWIM ever commits another robbery he thinks he will buy a shitty wig and then pull the mask over it, so where his eye holes are/behind the mask you will see long black hairs and the bottom of a beard/mustache hairs. He has already realized long ago that due to his hatred of sunglasses he can't perform in them with ease and would use black or brown contact lenses to obscure his unique eye colour. He thinks that the inclusion of a wig would provide a distraction that he has not heard of in TrueCrime podcasts being done with any frequency.

    This would also be advantageous to blacks who could 'conceal' an afro with a ski mask in a manner that would indicate they have a very large hairdo they are concealing when they do not.

    like a false slip that puts them on a red herring trail
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    First he beats the scene, then he beats the description, and that's how he knows he will beat the case.

    -Swimisms 3:14.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    do a big ticket robbery then quickly rub shoe polish on your face and run outside yelling the nigger word

    when you get arrested for minor hate crimes you can say 'I couldn't have committed the robbery I was busy doing a hate crime'
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