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  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I chose not to choose life

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  2. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Kafka is a deep agent sent from darpa to infiltrate our community

    Prove me wrong
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    she's not one of mine
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  4. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Kafka is a deep agent sent from darpa to infiltrate our community

    actually it's a tranny and that tranny is me all along god you people need to keep up, shape up and WAKE UP

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Prove me wrong

    Since everyone has their own gay little theories and are actually copying a thread I made months ago I will use this picture to keep track of all the theories of the kafkapluralverse which also involves, dh and possibly memphis rap and lanny

    where I claimed we are a fractal singularity of personalities becoming a sentient borg hivebmind all controlled by lanny who is a cruel puppet master that has connections to strange occult science akin to Aum Shinrikyo
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood THe NIS social club ; See Wariat and Kafka enjoying a beer and a nice game of chess at a booth

    AND THEN THE PLURALS COME IN WITH A BIG BASEBALL BAT AND SMASH THE PLACE UP, FLIP THEIR BOARD, RUIN THE GAME AND CHASE HIM OUT

    "Sorry ma'am we only play real games hurr"

    *pulls out a laptop loaded up with minecraft*
    *looks around it turns out you were alone all along*

    IT WASN"T EVEN CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN


    Lanny isn't going to admit it, but he likely has thought of totse/zoklet members while masturbating, at least imagining them in certain scenarios.

    And, of course you can perfectly heterosexual IRL, with no attraction to males (although you have admitted to, in your own words, acting "gay as fuck" when drunk (and with whoever the people that you act this way around are) and still masturbate to gay porn. No, really, I genuinely stating I believe/agree with this. What you find arousing mentally can be vastly different from what occurs when actually around others. There are various reasons why straight men might masturbate to gay porn. I've done it a few times.

    Just look at this, 40K subs. Although, it is Reddit, after all. But, then again, Lanny certainly does fit into a certain SF cliche. https://www.reddit.com/r/TotallyStraight/

    You've also admitted to fapping to gay erotica.

    I don't know how this has progressed/changed over the years, and of course I could bring up much more supporting evidence, but it does make you wonder. Have you ever questioned/analyzed your sexuality while on LSD?
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Kafka is a deep agent sent from darpa to infiltrate our community

    Prove me wrong

    It’s sad if people can’t believe I’m real because honest people are rare. I do gain people’s trust easily but wouldn’t make a good spy because it’s hard to lie or be fake with people because of the aspergers. More people should try being honest it makes things simpler.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It kind of sounds like you're saying you want people to be more honest like you, because it's difficult for you to lie and it's not fair.
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    my favorite album from jedi-T



    Originally posted by mmQ It kind of sounds like you're saying you want people to be more honest like you, because it's difficult for you to lie and it's not fair.

    because of the autism oh man this is a pretty in depth plural really well written
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Lanny goes into my PMs to view the dick pics I send to Troon regularly.

    Some say he saved them and used them as a decoyweiner to bait fralalala into his cave.
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  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s sad if people can’t believe I’m real because honest people are rare. I do gain people’s trust easily but wouldn’t make a good spy because it’s hard to lie or be fake with people because of the aspergers. More people should try being honest it makes things simpler.

    Girl I'm as honest as the day is long. You started as friendly toward me at first and then did a 180 on me. So that's when I started shit talking and kinda fucked with you.

    I'm more than willing to be friendly with you and anything I write is straight up honest. I will mess with people if they fuck with me.
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    I'm as honest as the day is short which is similar to the length but measured backwards and only slightly less than the amount a day is long for.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by jerryb Girl I'm as honest as the day is long. You started as friendly toward me at first and then did a 180 on me. So that's when I started shit talking and kinda fucked with you.

    I'm more than willing to be friendly with you and anything I write is straight up honest. I will mess with people if they fuck with me.

    she did the same thing to me she has retardation
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley she did the same thing to me she has retardation

    Don't know what she has but I'm friendly to everyone until they give me a reason not to be.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    me too and I even drew her a personalized picture of a cute little babby lamb which normally signifies an eternal bond
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    ya and I even told her I would love her forever and we could have dual citizenship and not have any kids and just be a roving duo that travels the world and explores the edges of the earth

    but she just wants to not like me
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley ya and I even told her I would love her forever and we could have dual citizenship and not have any kids and just be a roving duo that travels the world and explores the edges of the earth

    but she just wants to not like me

    she knows that 'forever' means 'until you get bored'.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    it doesn't though!
  17. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    honest people feel the need to declare themselves honest.
    everyone lies about something sometimes
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah I suppose that's true. I mostly lie by omission by not fully answering something or pretending I don't know things that I may suspect or even outright know.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by jerryb Girl I'm as honest as the day is long. You started as friendly toward me at first and then did a 180 on me. So that's when I started shit talking and kinda fucked with you.

    I'm more than willing to be friendly with you and anything I write is straight up honest. I will mess with people if they fuck with me.

    C:
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ It kind of sounds like you're saying you want people to be more honest like you, because it's difficult for you to lie and it's not fair.

    I want people to stop lying to me because it insults my intelligence and creates drama. That’s specific though, I don’t really care about people here.
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