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Poll: Will Elon Musk take over Twitter?

Twitter Is Under Siege

  1. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Elon Musk is getting out-trolled—on his own platform

    A bogus Eli Lilly account claimed that the company's insulin products were suddenly free. Gullible investors apparently bought the ruse, selling shares and sending the stock down 6.5% on November 11, before it recovered some of the loss. On its real Twitter feed, Lilly apologized for a "misleading message from a fake Lilly account." Pranks are funny, but antics that manipulate stock prices are very likely to get the SEC's attention.

    Many corporate brands have stopped advertising on Twitter while waiting to see what kinds of changes Musk makes. He has suggested he will ease the platform’s content moderation and allow more controversial posts. Selling verification badges, with no legitimacy requirement, was a step in that direction. But advertisers go to a lot of trouble to protect their brands and don’t want to be associated with rabble. Twitter is a relatively small platform anyway, and many brands don’t really need it.

    Musk has already said that Twitter’s revenue is plunging, amid the advertising pullback. In a meeting with employees—the half of the staff he hasn’t fired yet—Musk said bankruptcy was a possibility.
  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Twitter Closes All Of Its Office Buildings as Employees Resign En Masse
  3. elon is gay for backing down.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    how did he back down
  5. Originally posted by Bradley how did he back down

    like a bitch
  6. 50% of the staff has quit (according to the mainstream media) after refusing to say "yes" to longer hours and showing up in the office. Twitter offices are on lockdown with badge entry being restricted while they purge the accounts of those that quit so they can't sabotage the place...till the 21st.

    Sounds to me like these fucking millenials and zoomers are scared of a bit of actual work rather than sitting at home sipping their latte while their "mouse jiggler" does all the work.

    There is a centuries Olde Englishe saying that describes them perfecty it goes something like this

    "Lazy fucking twats, go get a real fucking job"
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    You literally brag all the time about how little you do in a position chosen because it allows you the most freedom to slack and that you don't own a business or do anything on the side besides flip thrift store things on ebay because you can't be arsed with all that bullshit.

    And you call career computer science degree dudes named Ben "LazY" "not a real job" typical boomer that doesn't know jack shit about computers, yup the IT guy just browses facebook all day UNPLUG THOSE LOUD THINGS AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF!!!!

    Doesn't matter if someone has a job or not, it's never good enough is it?



    yeah you're real important and can't do YOUR job of sitting on a chair and talking to a human from home, God forbid we make society better or you might have to learn something new and lose your cushy george jetson life





    People like you need to die first
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Ghost Black Hole
    He should bend over for the kike umbrella - accorrding to the left that is
  9. Originally posted by Ghost You literally brag all the time about how little you do in a position chosen because it allows you the most freedom to slack and that you don't own a business or do anything on the side besides flip thrift store things on ebay because you can't be arsed with all that bullshit.

    You talkin to me? ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME? YOU MUST BE TALKIN TO ME COZ I DON'T SEE NO ONE ELSE HERE.


    I worked hard in my youth...I've earned my position of luxury...most of these twitter twats haven't done a days work in their life
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    You didn't earn shit, that's entitlement. you were born with a spoon and got everything given to you. You have never worked a real job in your life just like Donald Trump you spoiled proper and prim eurobitch cuck. You don't have an ounce of real raw blue collar work ethic.

  11. Originally posted by Ghost You didn't earn shit, that's entitlement. you were born with a spoon and got everything given to you.

    Lol, born with a spoon, in a house with no hot water or inside toilet for the first 7yrs of my life and a father who was constantly on strike because..stupid unions

    Stay in your cozy room kid ordering your bagels and coffee on ubereats.
  12. Originally posted by Ghost He should bend over for the kike umbrella - accorrding to the left that is

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish

  13. Ghost Black Hole
    yeah nobody cares about your snowflake life oh mr bootstrap bill here he moved to America with a penny in his pocket and now he's a third generation immigrant gold star family!

    Everyone hold hands and celebrate the struggling immigrants starting from the bottom.





    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, born with a spoon, in a house with no hot water or inside toilet for the first 7yrs of my life and a father who was constantly on strike because..stupid unions

    Stay in your cozy room kid ordering your bagels and coffee on ubereats.

    that's an oddly specific fantasy, I don't like ordering coffee unless it's iced
  14. Originally posted by Ghost I don't like ordering coffee unless it's iced

    Life is tough huh.
  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish


    only a truly fucked up and sick culture would make a contraption so fucked up and sick so beautifully crafted and decorated,
  16. Is that an adjustable butt plug?

    I've had Jars of pickles bigger than that in my ....err kitchen cupboard.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Life is tough huh.

    Maybe for an entitled person like you it is when you can't get your way. ME ME ME generation.

    I dont want anything, if that upsets you than kick rocks
  18. Originally posted by Ghost I dont want anything

    Except your government check, rent paid and free healthcare
  19. Ghost Black Hole
    nope, healthcare isn't free it's just paid through taxes
  20. Originally posted by Ghost nope, healthcare isn't free it's just paid through taxes

    Someone on government handouts talking about paying taxes...

    But no, that's not how it works, even if you hadn't paid 1 cent in taxes, you'd still get healthcare under a national healthcare system.
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