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Poll: Been in a fist fight BITCH

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

  1. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The way LP authority works is you are legally allow to match force for force. So if the shoplifter grabs, LP can grab. If the shoplifter slaps, LP can slap. If the shoplifter kicks, LP can kick. If the shoplifter punches, LP can punch. And if the shoplifter refuses to remain at the point of contact, then they can be legally taken to the ground to force the shoplifter to remain until police arrive.

    cept in California. you can't touch a shoplifter but you can try and grab the goods out of their hands however if they fall and harm themselves you can be sued.

    People are getting really sick of this shit even in California. when I was younger, we tackled people and handcuffed them in the office on a ring bolted to a bench bolted to the office floor. 1980s was still an enjoyable time to live in Cali
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    i punched out some dude just a few days ago for making fun of my fanny pack.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so if a shoplifter whips out his cock and challenges you to a cock fight ?

    Then I whip out my cock.
  4. blaster master victim of incest
  5. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung i punched out some dude just a few days ago for making fun of my fanny pack.

    I doubt you would do that to John the RifleKid



    John the RifleKid who walks around his neighborhood packing a rifle on his shoulder is making at least one non-gun owning resident very nervous. John Schultz, 19, is from a military family and carries his grandpa’s WWII 303 British Enfield to help protect the area. The Walnut Creek teenager also wears a bullet-proof vest, packs a knife in a holster, and carries some extra ammo in a vest pocket.crime

    While walking around the Walnut Creek neighborhood, the rifle-totSEing teenager also picks up trash and has spotted several Peeping Toms and would be robbers. When Schultz encountered those who may have been planning on committing a in the area, they ran away when they saw his rifle. He walks varying routes around Sunset Road to get some exercise while watching out for those who live near him.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. slide22 African Astronaut
    ^Actually its a neighborhood in NC
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    is that actually u paul wozny
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ False. The moonlighting cop stands at the door checking receipts and watching for boosters. That's not security. Also, I was a full combat LP. I even had black paint stripes on my face.

    Now you're being stupid. Just give up and move on.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Really wanna have sex with an Asian person
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Really wanna have sex with an Asian person

    You've become as pathetic as Wariat... always wanting to do stuff , yet always being too incompetent to actually make it happen. Ur fucking sad, man. ⚘💖🤙🤟👍
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Ok
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung You've become as pathetic as Wariat… always wanting to do stuff , yet always being too incompetent to actually make it happen. Ur fucking sad, man. ⚘💖🤙🤟👍

    Sort of like you with niggers.
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sort of like you with niggers.

    Sort of, but not really, huh Mr. Parker? 🙄Frankly, we are both fully aware of my uncanny ability to solicit consistent sexual relations with the melanin-rich. 👍🤟🤙
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Sort of, but not really, huh Mr. Parker? 🙄Frankly, we are both fully aware of my uncanny ability to solicit consistent sexual relations with the melanin-rich. 👍🤟🤙

    I'm aware that you talk about it way more than you do it.
  15. Originally posted by Bradley Really wanna have sex with an Asian person

    south asian.

    like bangladeshi.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    i prefer Sri Lankan.
  17. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Now you're being stupid. Just give up and move on.

    And... if I refuse?
  18. slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung You've become as pathetic as Wariat… always wanting to do stuff , yet always being too incompetent to actually make it happen. Ur fucking sad, man. ⚘💖🤙🤟👍

    Says the Shut-in at Extended America
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And… if I refuse?

    Be stupid. It's no skin off my ass.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Be stupid. It's no skin off my ass.

    Thank you for your permission.
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