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Have you ever been in a fist fight?

  1. #81
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Methinks you two should settle your dispute with a fist fight.

    Ever considered working the oil rigs of the Bakken Formation? They can use a good roughneck like you.
  2. #82
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Ever considered working the oil rigs of the Bakken Formation? They can use a good roughneck like you.

    Yeah I considered it for a few minutes like 15 years ago and decided it was not my cup of tea. I don't mind working hard but I don't wanna work that hard. Plus I'd probably die from a meth overdose heart attack within a week or two.
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  3. #83
    I was in a lot of fist fights from the age of about 10 through...umm 25 or so. I haven't had any that I remember since then though.

    (well before 10 as my older brother and I fought all the time but they don't count I guess)
  4. #84
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Complete opposite. Un-selective. To last as long as I did as a plainclothes loss prevention officer, the store having a zero tolerance/always apprehend and prosecute policy, you have to be able to endure maybe up to five or six full blown fist fights per week. And you get all kinds of people from every demographic who will fight to the death not be placed in cuffs. From 400-pound male gypsies to 84-year old grannies, to cops, to judges, to lawyers, to professional fighters, to internal theft cases, you get 'em all. A standard week could easily see up to 30 apprehensions per week. Multiply that by 52 weeks and you get 1,560 apprehensions per year. Multiply that by 10 years and you get 15,600 apprehensions. Of those, about 20% will fight to the death not to be dragged and charged. Not to mention getting dragged through the lot by fleeing shoplifters, or facing numerous weapons in hand to hand combat. So I actually had to street fight people from all walks of life out in the parking lot, down-on-the-ground punch-fests, a total of about 3,120 times. My knuckles all had hairline fractures from delivering punches. My knees and kneecaps were all banged up. My elbows and shoulders were pummeled. But I didn't lose lose a single one of those encounters, because I know how to fight with accuracy, style and cunning. I have loads of experience at it. Nobody beats me in a street fight. They all go down, and they go down hard. I'm like a real-life Steven Seagal.

    Loss prevention does not fist fight. Insurance will not allow it. You are so full of shit.

    Oh and plainclothes loss prevention lol. What does a uniformed loss prevention uniform look like? Do they sneak around the store in coma uniforms.

    Inb4upostasecuritygaurduniform
  5. #85
    blaster master victim of incest
  6. #86
    Migh Houston
    Originally posted by slide22 answer him anyways. what kind of poopoo attitude is that

    My answer is correct.
  7. #87
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Migh My answer is correct.

    He did give his answer as to why he fights.

    Originally posted by Migh Personality disorder or being short and the complex.
  8. #88
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Complete opposite. Un-selective.

    oh, so you'll even fight a 5 year old boy who didnt know taking candies without paying is theft.

    yes ?
  9. #89
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung You must feel totally defeated. You simply weren't strong enuff to withstand an unfamiliar environment, so you retreated back to your Comfort Zone, tail between your legs. Your long
    -term confidence and well-being will be forever severely hindered because of this decision, on your part, Bradley. Have fun regretting this for the rest of your life. 👍🤟🤙⚘💖

    k im going to denver in 10 months.
  10. #90
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley k im going to denver in 10 months.

    Never gonna happen
  11. #91
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Loss prevention does not fist fight. Insurance will not allow it. You are so full of shit.

    Oh and plainclothes loss prevention lol. What does a uniformed loss prevention uniform look like? Do they sneak around the store in coma uniforms.

    Inb4upostasecuritygaurduniform

    Steal from some stores and try and run and you'll find out the truth pretty quick. Uniformed LP wear.. well, uniforms.
  12. #92
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Steal from some stores and try and run and you'll find out the truth pretty quick.

    Lol liberals have made shoplifting legal. And even in your day policy forbid fighting due to insurance liability.

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Uniformed LP wear.. well, uniforms.

    There is no such thing as uniformed loss prevention.
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  13. #93
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Lol liberals have made shoplifting legal. And even in your day policy forbid fighting due to insurance liability.



    There is no such thing as uniformed loss prevention.

    K-Mart LP fights to the death. Full blows to the head. And, yes, there is uniformed LP, which is mostly moonlighting cops standing at the front door. You don't know as much as you think you do.
  14. #94
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ K-Mart LP fights to the death. Full blows to the head. And, yes, there is uniformed LP, which is mostly moonlighting cops standing at the front door. You don't know as much as you think you do.

    If you are an off duty cop moonlighting at the front door you are security not LP and Kmart did not have combat LPs.

    You are so full of shit billy
  15. #95
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you are an off duty cop moonlighting at the front door you are security not LP and Kmart did not have combat LPs.

    You are so full of shit billy

    False. The moonlighting cop stands at the door checking receipts and watching for boosters. That's not security. Also, I was a full combat LP. I even had black paint stripes on my face.
  16. #96
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Ever considered working the oil rigs of the Bakken Formation? They can use a good roughneck like you.

    icwydt
  17. #97
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master You a bad mother fucker, the hunter cannot be hunted.

    He's not Jeff Hunter as someone suggested. Jeff Hunter isn't from Canada.
    The guy was from the Bay Area including Silicon Valley. Speedy has a hard-on for Drummers ad thinks Spec is just a Swell guy to know. Like he's Star Struck by a musician and probably tells all of his friends at the bar "Hey see these guys, I know them"

    LOL
  18. #98
    The way LP authority works is you are legally allow to match force for force. So if the shoplifter grabs, LP can grab. If the shoplifter slaps, LP can slap. If the shoplifter kicks, LP can kick. If the shoplifter punches, LP can punch. And if the shoplifter refuses to remain at the point of contact, then they can be legally taken to the ground to force the shoplifter to remain until police arrive.
  19. #99
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The way LP authority works is you are legally allow to match force for force. So if the shoplifter grabs, LP can grab. If the shoplifter slaps, LP can slap. If the shoplifter kicks, LP can kick. If the shoplifter punches, LP can punch. And if the shoplifter refuses to remain at the point of contact, then they can be legally taken to the ground to force the shoplifter to remain until police arrive.

  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The way LP authority works is you are legally allow to match force for force. So if the shoplifter grabs, LP can grab. If the shoplifter slaps, LP can slap. If the shoplifter kicks, LP can kick. If the shoplifter punches, LP can punch. And if the shoplifter refuses to remain at the point of contact, then they can be legally taken to the ground to force the shoplifter to remain until police arrive.

    so if a shoplifter whips out his cock and challenges you to a cock fight ?
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