2022-10-23 at 8:01 AM UTC
Got in a few when I was like 16-20 but nothing sense then.
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2022-10-23 at 11:15 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I got my black belt in tae kwon do at like 15 and used to compete, got hella trophies and videyas.
But an actual fist fight ive been in a few but never lost.
Being 6'6' 240 helps
Its been prolly shit..8 yrs ish since my last proper fist fight
2022-10-23 at 12:01 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bro...forms were awesome..
I ALWAYS competed in forms and sparring. I didnt win at forms though much, only a couple times.
Fuck man i can remember 4 corners..keecho..and like il ee and sam jang thats like it. They get wayyyy more complicated as you go...i was lesrning like my 3rd black belt form when i quit
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2022-10-23 at 12:04 PM UTC
Lol damn that's way more than I memorized. I didn't take tae kwon do do that just standard cringe run of the mill karate. I believe if I remember correctly I made it to blue or green belt. I was like 7 years old though so leave me alone. I remember having an orange and a green belt.
2022-10-23 at 12:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Fuck yah dude, i started when i was hella young (little kids only get orange belts) and quit then went back when i was like idk 11 or something and stayed till like 15-16
I stqrted fucking the instructors daughter when i was 12-13 and she was 19-20 and i got hella scared idk why i was young and quit. God she was hot tho and once i told all my friends years later they were like dude we totally thought u were fucking her lmfao but yah shes a str8 pedo and i think that contributed largely to my h addiction and my lack of sex drive.
Fuck that hoe.
Yes i did but also figuratively, fuck that bitch
Got dang son. Your karate instructor was a literal pedophile. This ALLLLL makes sense now. You should sue the shit of her. Lifetime trauma
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2022-10-23 at 12:14 PM UTC
i heard people who don't use social media of any kind have proclivities of a negative variety.
2022-10-23 at 12:14 PM UTC
Nice I'll send him those too- vibes and energies lol
Hahahah you really fucked your karate instructor when you were 12? That's kind of legendary m8
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2022-10-23 at 12:16 PM UTC
Like honestly if you lose a fight you'll have more girls trying to console you and do sexual things to you than if you would've won. Every time. This is a fact that can't be argued against
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2022-10-23 at 12:19 PM UTC
I mean theoretically it does happen. A nice guy just being nice but also trying to be cool and show off- gets his ass kicked in doing so but also the girls are like omg poor Wren he was just trying to show off let's suck and fuck him all night now to show our appreciation.
