Have you ever been in a fist fight?

1. 2022-10-23 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by mmQ Maybe he meant literally like you were silly kids and he dropped an actual dime into your body

   
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2. 2022-10-23 at 3:06 PM UTC

   #42
   blaster master victim of incest
3. 2022-10-23 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by blaster master Yeah I know where Appleton is, unfortunately my bike is fucked up and i got shit going on these next couple weekends, well get together soon tho.

   
   What typa shit do you have going on these next couple weekends?
4. 2022-10-23 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My first fist fight ever was against a boy named HANS. it was third grade and it was over him taking a ketchup packet from my lunch tray. It was an organized fight that happened after that same school day. All I remember is I landed a punch and then his buddy Cody came in to like fill in for him which is obviously bullshit like dude I came to fight Hans not Hans AND another dude.
   
   But I got bailed out as my mom happened to be walking Loki (my childhood Samoyed fluff buddy RIP) and saw us and I had to go over to her and get my ear pulled.
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5. 2022-10-23 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #45
   lockedin Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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6. 2022-10-23 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by lockedin my fighting record is 55 wins 18 losses 9 overtime losses

   
   Lol what's overtime losses?
7. 2022-10-23 at 3:47 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   This thread was just a gimmick to get cogreting to reply and say he's never "loosed a fight."
8. 2022-10-23 at 4:36 PM UTC

   #48
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by blaster master Doubt it, he was like 6 or 7.

   
   It was him alright.
9. 2022-10-23 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #49
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ This thread was just a gimmick to get cogreting to reply and say he's never "loosed a fight."

   
   Life is like a bunch of brightly-colored fishing lures.
10. 2022-10-23 at 6:08 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    In 7th grade I found out you could get suspended twice per year fir up to 30 days without being expelled. I also learned that fighting was an automatic 10 days. Being as I had straight A's fir the last 6 years I was confident I could suffer an 11.11% reduction in my grades by taking 20 days of all Fs each year.
    
    So between the start of the year and Xmas break I would start a fight and get a ten day break right before the 4 days Thanksgiving break. Then I would come back from spring break and start a fight for another 10 days off.
    
    I fought at least twice a year from 7th grade through my senior year. Not to mention the fights after school or during the summer break. I've pretty much fought most of my life. But other than those 12 in school I never started any if them. I just don't back down. Ever...
11. 2022-10-23 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Migh Houston
    I prefer to kick and grab.
12. 2022-10-23 at 10:03 PM UTC

    #52
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I prefer the stare and pummel method. Adds that human touch.
13. 2022-10-23 at 10:09 PM UTC

    #53
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker In 7th grade I found out you could get suspended twice per year fir up to 30 days without being expelled. I also learned that fighting was an automatic 10 days. Being as I had straight A's fir the last 6 years I was confident I could suffer an 11.11% reduction in my grades by taking 20 days of all Fs each year.
    
    So between the start of the year and Xmas break I would start a fight and get a ten day break right before the 4 days Thanksgiving break. Then I would come back from spring break and start a fight for another 10 days off.
    
    I fought at least twice a year from 7th grade through my senior year. Not to mention the fights after school or during the summer break. I've pretty much fought most of my life. But other than those 12 in school I never started any if them. I just don't back down. Ever…

    
    What is it ? What makes you have gotten into so many fights compared the national average of nimit getting into many fights?
14. 2022-10-23 at 10:10 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Migh Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ What is it ? What makes you have gotten into so many fights compared the national average of nimit getting into many fights?

    
    Personality disorder or being short and the complex.
15. 2022-10-23 at 10:15 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Migh Personality disorder or being short and the complex.

    
    I wasn't asking you but
16. 2022-10-23 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #56
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master dude when i was a kid my little brother was friends with the family up the street, and the mom was a FOXY FUCKING GINGER.
    
    anyways, friday night, my bros over there, my dad says, hey go get ur bro, its getting late.
    
    so i go over there, im like 14 or 15, my bros there, and me and the mom get to talking, shes drinking wine, pours me a small glass.
    
    we sit down on the couch to watch a movie, she puts my hand on her thigh, within seconds, the phone rings.
    
    its my dad, he wants to talk to me, "Red, get your brother and get home right now, were never going to talk about this again."
    
    motherfucker. anytime were arguing i bring that up, a cool dad would have let the neighbor lady molest me, idk how he figured it out, but i assume he walked by to see where we were and saw me sitting in the window drinking wine with the sexy neighbor.

    
    No offense, Red but was she perhaps Banging your pops on the side and he knew what kind of person she was? just a thought. Hivemind
17. 2022-10-23 at 10:21 PM UTC

    #57
    

    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master maybe he already tagged it and didnt wanna be wiener bros with his 14 year old son.

    
    nevermind. this followed ^ you figured it out. there is about an 87% chance that was it. or at least she blew him.
18. 2022-10-23 at 10:25 PM UTC

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    slide22 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I wasn't asking you but

    
    answer him anyways. what kind of poopoo attitude is that
19. 2022-10-24 at 11:06 AM UTC

    #59
    WellHung Black Hole
    i've been in approx 20 fistfights. I won about 3/4 of them, even hospitalized a few dudes. Unfortunately, i got beat up pretty badly a few times, also.
20. 2022-10-24 at 11:34 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Loads when I was younger,had whisky bottles clattered over my head(didn't break though)...
    
    Most of the time I've just been drunk and got the shit kicked out of me by being jumped.