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Poll: Been in a fist fight BITCH

Have you ever been in a fist fight?

  1. #21
    blaster master victim of incest
  2. #22
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master no no, ive had my ass kicked in a similar situation and the chick said I was "probably a rapist".

    That's honestly a chick that deserves to be raped. LOL
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Like if I heard a girl say that out loud about me I would literally rape her right then and there on the spot.

    "You're right Jessica. I AM a rapist."
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  4. #24
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by mmQ Nice I'll send him those too- vibes and energies lol

    Hahahah you really fucked your karate instructor when you were 12? That's kind of legendary m8

    Dude the first time we fucked after we were done i looked at her and said, 'well, i didnt think id be 12' and she was like 'woah that makes me feel so bad' yah well it should you stupid bitch just cuz i was over 6 feet at 12 and looked grown doesnt mean u could statitourally rape me u crazy hoe
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  5. #25
    blaster master victim of incest
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  6. #26
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by blaster master Lol this lil normie cries about getting laid.

    Lol fuck u red i truly believe it did contribute to my addiction and shit.

    I should be a pharmacologist right now with multiple fed grants doing research.

    Honestly yah im not that smart and her fucking me prolly didnt do shit except make me feel like a boss for yrs afterwards.

    But no honestly it did fuck me up.




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  7. #27
    Hundreds.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahahaha
  9. #29
    blaster master victim of incest
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  10. #30
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by blaster master dude when i was a kid my little brother was friends with the family up the street, and the mom was a FOXY FUCKING GINGER.

    anyways, friday night, my bros over there, my dad says, hey go get ur bro, its getting late.

    so i go over there, im like 14 or 15, my bros there, and me and the mom get to talking, shes drinking wine, pours me a small glass.

    we sit down on the couch to watch a movie, she puts my hand on her thigh, within seconds, the phone rings.

    its my dad, he wants to talk to me, "Red, get your brother and get home right now, were never going to talk about this again."

    motherfucker. anytime were arguing i bring that up, a cool dad would have let the neighbor lady molest me, idk how he figured it out, but i assume he walked by to see where we were and saw me sitting in the window drinking wine with the sexy neighbor.

    Loooooool
  11. #31
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek

    maybe he was jealous
  12. #32
    blaster master victim of incest
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  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reminds me of a time I was gonna have a FOURSOME with my buddy and these two girls we were hanging out with, but I had a curfew and I called to ask my dad if I could stay longer and he said no and I actually obeyed him. :(
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  14. #34
    Bradley Florida Man
    lol @ people who like to fight who have never been beaten.

    Like do people actually think anyone's dumb enough to believe that you became a master surfer but never got wet????
  15. #35
    Originally posted by blaster master dude when i was a kid my little brother was friends with the family up the street, and the mom was a FOXY FUCKING GINGER.

    anyways, friday night, my bros over there, my dad says, hey go get ur bro, its getting late.

    so i go over there, im like 14 or 15, my bros there, and me and the mom get to talking, shes drinking wine, pours me a small glass.

    we sit down on the couch to watch a movie, she puts my hand on her thigh, within seconds, the phone rings.

    its my dad, he wants to talk to me, "Red, get your brother and get home right now, were never going to talk about this again."

    motherfucker. anytime were arguing i bring that up, a cool dad would have let the neighbor lady molest me, idk how he figured it out, but i assume he walked by to see where we were and saw me sitting in the window drinking wine with the sexy neighbor.

    Your brother dropped a dime on you.
  16. #36
    Bradley Florida Man
    Your dad sounds like a lame ass nigga bro if you were my son i'd have stripped that bitch and hit it back to front wit u
  17. #37
    blaster master victim of incest
  18. #38
    Bradley Florida Man
    What you doin today Trayvon Martin?
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by blaster master Doubt it, he was like 6 or 7.

    Maybe he meant literally like you were silly kids and he dropped an actual dime into your body
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  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    You know where appleton is? Wanna come visit before it gets too cold to ride bike
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