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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Jacking off with sand paper
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    wiping my ass with sandpaper
  3. Sandpapering sandpaper with sandpaper.
  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    walking to the bathroom. time for a good ol dump
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot
    Getting settled in.. gonna run my bubble bath.. spliff has been prerolled before work so we’re 10 steps ahead of the game nam sayin
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    *puts on invisibility cloak*

    Time to see what’s really hood .......


    Post # 34567
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Respect deftones
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    networking
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Jacking off with sand paper

    i believe you

    what grade of sandpaper do you use?

    do you wait until you're hard to wrap it round your dick?

    how do you stop your hand sliding over the smooth backing paper?

    what does the post-cum realization feel like?

    is there a lot of blood?
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    hot breakfast buffet
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    food sounds icky. Day of smoking weed and playing chess fight me irl
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Originally posted by mmQ food sounds icky. Day of smoking weed and playing chess fight me irl

  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Exactly.

    I spilled a little bit of macaroni and cheetos dust on my black work shoe.

  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just scored 100 points for Slytherin 💚
  16. Originally posted by CandyRein Packing my lunch …. cotttdamn that's a good looking taco ❤️

  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Exactly.

    I spilled a little bit of macaroni and cheetos dust on my black work shoe.


    Why you wearing work shoes on your day off
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lol@ butthurt pedo quoting my post from Tuesday and making a pic for it
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just scored another goal for Slytherin House...100 more points !💚
  20. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I spilled a little bit of macaroni and cheetos dust on my black work shoe.


    that crumpled hem tells me you had your pants down when you took the pic. why are you handling macaroni and cheetos with you pants pulled down?
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