Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?

1. 2022-10-02 at 11:52 PM UTC

   #141
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   didnt read lol
2. 2022-10-02 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #142
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   EXPLODING RATTOXES
   
   

   The idea, developed in 1941,[5] was that when the dead rat was discovered in the boiler room of a locomotive, factory, power station, or similar installation, the stoker tending the boiler would dispose of the unpleasant discovery by shoveling it into the furnace, causing the booby trapped rat to explode.[1][3][6] A rat could contain only a small amount of explosive; however, a penetration of a highly pressurized steam boiler could trigger a devastating boiler explosion.[3] A rat bomb could also be set with a delayed fuse.[2]

   
   EXPLODINg LUMPS OF COAL
   

   The coal torpedo was a hollow iron casting filled with explosives and covered in coal dust, deployed by the Confederate Secret Service during the American Civil War, and intended for doing harm to Union steam transportation. When it was shoveled into the firebox amongst the coal, the resulting explosion would at the very least damage the boiler and render the engines inoperable. At worst, a catastrophic boiler explosion would kill crewmen and passengers, start a fire, or even sink the vessel.

   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ghost
3. 2022-10-03 at 12:01 AM UTC

   #143
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   all doxxing PI rattex faggits shoudl be strapped with enchanted TNT and sent into the frontlines of Korea, Iraq, Iran, or whatever jedi war we are currently fighting as a first wave human wave tactic to clear the battlefield
   
   
   
   
4. 2022-10-03 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #144
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost all doxxing PI rattex faggits shoudl be strapped with enchanted TNT and sent into the frontlines of Korea, Iraq, Iran, or whatever jedi war we are currently fighting as a first wave human wave tactic to clear the battlefield
   
   
   
   

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Ghost didnt read lol

5. 2022-10-03 at 2:06 AM UTC

   #145
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   thanks for the bump 👍
6. 2022-10-03 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #146
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost thanks for the bump 👍

   
   The only bumps you have is from where your mom kept dropping you.
7. 2022-10-03 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #147
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Haxxor Actually I’m a genius who possesses a photographic memory.

   
   Shame it didn't develop!
   
   (that joke probably isn't understood by zoomers and maybe not by many millenials)
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
8. 2022-10-03 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #148
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Shame it didn't develop!
   
   (that joke probably isn't understood by zoomers and maybe not by many millenials)

   
   I see what you did thar.
9. 2022-10-03 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #149
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker The only bumps you have is from where your mom kept dropping you.

   
   i thought your going to mention him getting bumped by his girlfriend.
10. 2022-10-04 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #150
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought your going to mention him getting bumped by his boyfriend.

    
    FTFY
11. 2022-10-04 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #151
    WellHung Black Hole
    As far as i'm aware, Speedy Parker does, indeed, fuck niggers.