Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?

1. 2022-09-29 at 4:30 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   No a shotgun is much more practical than a herd of shitty arsed noisy dogs, more fun too.
   
   ETA: and cheaper
2. 2022-09-29 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny against a static target with 0 duress.
   
   try targets that not only moves but also shoots back.

   
   
   
   ..that's exactly why a shotgun is better than a handgun...more spread, more damage
3. 2022-09-29 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker What is your cat going to do if someone breaks in while your away?

   
   Same as the dogs outside...fuck all!
   
   Weapons for home defense isn't for protecting your TV..it's for protecting your life when you are in the property...if I'm away from home then as you noted, insurance takes care of it.
4. 2022-09-29 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #84
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My instincts tell me that 3 or more is likely the truth, and despite what you may or may not think of me, Wren, my instincts are usually on point even over the ww internet.
5. 2022-09-29 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I bet MMQ has so many he has to beat em off...
6. 2022-09-29 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   im actually very popular
7. 2022-09-29 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #87
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet MMQ has so many he has to beat em off…

   
   jokes from the stl1 handbook c'mon now
8. 2022-09-29 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #88
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because barking will do a whole lot of good when you are living in the middle of nowhere
   
   You'd be up all night too with a shit load of barking dogs everytime a fucking racoon came around.

   
   yea it wakes you up and warn you about incoming strangers.
   
   and get the smart ones that dont just chimp out at anything that moves.
9. 2022-09-29 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #89
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
   
   ..that's exactly why a shotgun is better than a handgun…more spread, more damage

   
   if you manage to aim with it with yiur shaky hands.
10. 2022-09-29 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #90
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Same as the dogs outside…fuck all!
    
    Weapons for home defense isn't for protecting your TV..it's for protecting your life when you are in the property…if I'm away from home then as you noted, insurance takes care of it.

    
    if thats the case wouldnt it be smarter to just make a panic room under your bed that you can crawl into and lock yourself in and pretend your not at home.
    
    hide until they leave like a REAL man.
11. 2022-09-29 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    just put a gun on a motion sensor robot arm that has a face detector like a real life tf2 sentry
    
12. 2022-09-29 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #92
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost just put a gun on a motion sensor robot arm that has a face detector like a real life tf2 sentry
    

    
    Those auto turrets in rust are easy to take out
13. 2022-09-29 at 5:36 PM UTC

    #93
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if thats the case wouldnt it be smarter to just make a panic room under your bed that you can crawl into and lock yourself in and pretend your not at home.
    
    hide until they leave like a REAL man.

    
    No, there is ZERO fun in a panic room and again FAR more expensive than a $220 shotgun.
    
    You're not engaging your brain again...
14. 2022-09-29 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #94
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny against a static target with 0 duress.
    
    try targets that not only moves but also shoots back.

    
    Been there done that.
15. 2022-09-30 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #95
    

    Bradley Black Hole
    bump
16. 2022-09-30 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #96
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, there is ZERO fun in a panic room and again FAR more expensive than a $220 shotgun.
    
    You're not engaging your brain again…

    
    
    
    in which movie that you watch where men who go jnto firefights with shot gums dont get shot.
17. 2022-09-30 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #97
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Been there done that.

    
    which video game.
18. 2022-09-30 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #98
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
    
    in which movie that you watch where men who go jnto firefights with shot gums dont get shot.

    
    what the fuck do movies have to do with it.
    
    Anyone with an ounce of knowledge knows a shotgun in close quarters is far deadlier than a handgun
19. 2022-09-30 at 4:53 PM UTC

    #99
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny which video game.

    
    Granada and Rhodesia/Zimbabwe
20. 2022-09-30 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #100
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    he has 6 friends three of htem are dead ( he killed them with his manly tracter ) and htre other three live on to this day but one by one hes going to turn them into nipple belts too