Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?

1. 2022-09-29 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I can give you an example of a handgun failure per my carry license instructor.
   
   He had an intruder in his house...or trying to get in his house a few years ago. Him and his wife were in bed and they heard someone fucking around outside, the guy grabbed his hand gun and went downstairs and just as he did he saw the patio double doors opening in the back of the house...it was too dark he said for him to see anyone so he aimed right between the opening double doors and took a couple of shots.
   
   The interloper ran off. It appeared he was not hit by the bullets as no blood was visible anywhere and the cops told him no one showed up at local hospitals with bullet wounds.
   
   ...a shotgun would have much more likely hit him.
2. 2022-09-29 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #62
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who puts high powered LED lights in their home?? I'd be awake all fucking night whenever the cat moved.

   
   get dogs to guard your compound. when theyre already inside your house its already too late. fit flood lights around your house.
3. 2022-09-29 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny imho handguns are better because they are faster to point at a target, shoot amd reload than a shotgun.

   
   if you've every used a handgun you know their accuracy isn't great...even less so in a stressful/dark situation.
4. 2022-09-29 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny get dogs to guard your compound. when theyre already inside your house its already too late. fit flood lights around your house.

   
   Dogs are restrictive...You can't just go away for a weekend because the dumb fucks can't be left on their own for days at a time..cats can be and don't really give a fuck if you are there or not.
5. 2022-09-29 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #65
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can give you an example of a handgun failure per my carry license instructor.
   
   He had an intruder in his house…or trying to get in his house a few years ago. Him and his wife were in bed and they heard someone fucking around outside, the guy grabbed his hand gun and went downstairs and just as he did he saw the patio double doors opening in the back of the house…it was too dark he said for him to see anyone so he aimed right between the opening double doors and took a couple of shots.
   
   The interloper ran off. It appeared he was not hit by the bullets as no blood was visible anywhere and the cops told him no one showed up at local hospitals with bullet wounds.
   
   …a shotgun would have much more likely hit him.

   
   good for him.
   
   killing an intruder might be more trouble than its worth these days.
6. 2022-09-29 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #66
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson if you've every used a handgun you know their accuracy isn't great…even less so in a stressful/dark situation.

   
   due to lack of trainning.
   
   you should probably get a new instructor.
7. 2022-09-29 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #67
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny good for him.
   
   killing an intruder might be more trouble than its worth these days.

   
   That's why you have insurance...like $10 a month.
   
   https://www.uslawshield.com/
   
   (Oh and it's better to kill them than wound them...if you kill them they can't sue you..though of course their family still can)
8. 2022-09-29 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #68
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dogs are restrictive…You can't just go away for a weekend because the dumb fucks can't be left on their own for days at a time..cats can be and don't really give a fuck if you are there or not.

   
   there are automatic food and drink dispensers for this situation.
9. 2022-09-29 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there are automatic food and drink dispensers for this situation.

   
   Get back to me when there is an automatic shit pickerup robot too
10. 2022-09-29 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #70
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's why you have insurance…like $10 a month.
    
    https://www.uslawshield.com/
    
    (Oh and it's better to kill them than wound them…if you kill them they can't sue you..though of course their family still can)

    
    doesnt buys you a judge and the juries.
11. 2022-09-29 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #71
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Get back to me when there is an automatic shit pickerup robot too

    
    dogs dont belong in house.
    
    who cares where they shit outside. dog shits turn into dusts by dawn.
12. 2022-09-29 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny due to lack of trainning.
    
    you should probably get a new instructor.

    
    Wrong, I passed my practical test with a score of 242 out of a possible 250.
13. 2022-09-29 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #73
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dogs dont belong in house.
    
    who cares where they shit outside. dog shits turn into dusts by dawn.

    
    Then they are absolutely no good if the intruder is in the house...it's pretty fucking easy to disable a dog outside
14. 2022-09-29 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dogs are restrictive…You can't just go away for a weekend because the dumb fucks can't be left on their own for days at a time..cats can be and don't really give a fuck if you are there or not.

    
    A good dog doesn't have to stay at home.
15. 2022-09-29 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker A good dog doesn't have to stay at home.

    
    Then not much of a home defense then huh.
16. 2022-09-29 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then not much of a home defense then huh.

    
    Dogs aren't for defense unless you spend 10s of thousands in training. They are alarms. Guns are for defense and insurance is fir property protection when your not home. What is your cat going to do if someone breaks in while your away?
17. 2022-09-29 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #77
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wrong, I passed my practical test with a score of 242 out of a possible 250.

    
    against a static target with 0 duress.
    
    try targets that not only moves but also shoots back.
18. 2022-09-29 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #78
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then they are absolutely no good if the intruder is in the house…it's pretty fucking easy to disable a dog outside

    
    thats why i said dogS.
    
    many of them. the point being they bark.
19. 2022-09-29 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #79
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dogs aren't for defense unless you spend 10s of thousands in training. They are alarms. Guns are for defense and insurance is fir property protection when your not home. What is your cat going to do if someone breaks in while your away?

    
    meow
20. 2022-09-29 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #80
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats why i said dogS.
    
    many of them. the point being they bark.

    
    Because barking will do a whole lot of good when you are living in the middle of nowhere
    
    You'd be up all night too with a shit load of barking dogs everytime a fucking racoon came around.