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2017-05-08 at 12:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Sounds fuckikng gay
Actually Blue is the Warmest Color is about a super hot girl going lesbian for the first time and the inevitable heartbreak after she screws up her lesbian relationship by fucking a guy. The lesbian scenes are not simulated. Same in Nymphomaniac, real sex. -
2017-05-08 at 12:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Oh man, that movie. I watched it on a plane, all I knew about it was "lesbians" but not that it was going to be like that. I was on the aisle, this like 10 year old kid was sitting at the window with his mom between, she gave me some dark looks but I was like fuck, I'm not going to stop a movie half way through because there are some vaginas on the screen, that would be even more awkward. Also it was supposed to be "night time" where they turn the lights off and shit and I didn't want to bug people by turning a light on to read, so it was like lesbian sex or nothing. I don't see how I could be held accountable in that situation, I just don't see it.
How did you hide your throbbing erection?
Originally posted by Lanny also reunions are for fags who care too much
It's an ego/narcissist thing, but I feel like I have something to prove, I have to show off my wife. I want to correct people to make them call me Dr. _____. Just be a total asshole, now that I see it written out, lol.
In my IB class I was voted "Most likely to hack your computer." Who the fuck makes that call. People also signed my yearbook "see you in 10 years if you don't overdose first." I was a fuck up in high school, but I've done well for myself (from a stranger's POV). -
2017-05-08 at 12:57 AM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 1:07 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-08 at 1:12 AM UTCWell maybe not you but normal people could score with your girlfriend.
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2017-05-08 at 1:18 AM UTCI score with my girlfriend every night but I have lots of girlfriend so whatever man you do you.
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2017-05-08 at 1:33 AM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 1:35 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-08 at 1:36 AM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 2:40 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-08 at 3:45 AM UTCFucking family are fucking morons sometimes
If your spouse is abusing you, DON'T FUCKING TELL US ABOUT IT UNLESS YOU WANT US TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, FUCKWIT!!! -
2017-05-08 at 4:09 AM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 4:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny I typed "rice" in on instacart and clicked the first item and it ended up being a 50lb bag of rice. I live alone and don't even eat that much rice, what the fuck am I going to do with this shit? Maybe I'll throw it around that corner on market I have to walk past every day where pigeons always shit and see if I can depopulate the fuckers.
Maybe I can make mochi or something.
I love rice, there are so many good dishes you can make with it. Aren't you familiar with Asian cuisine?
At one point I was addicted to eating plain rice made with a rice cooker, along with some seasoned salt (I really liked Cavender's premade mix, Tony Chachere's Creole is another common one that's alright), and dried shiitake mushrooms from 99 Ranch.
Protip: Try adding dried shiitake mushrooms to some of your dishes that it would mesh well with. Hearty ones, ones that work well with a richer flavor. Umami is my favorite flavor. Just shiitake, rice, and salt were enough to be incredibly addicting and binge on at one point, for some reason. -
2017-05-08 at 4:18 AM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 4:20 AM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 4:42 AM UTCI hope none of you ever have to hear that your kid died. Jokes aside, it's probably the shittiest thing to have happen to a person in a lifetime outside of like torture or whatever the fuck.
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2017-05-08 at 4:47 AM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 5:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Oasis your kid died
Maybe. Truth be told I could realistically have like 4 kids assuming the gals I came inside all got pregnant and never told me. Maybe 5. That I've cum insyde. But of course I strongly doubt any of them are raising my kid without ever mentioning it to me.
.That's sorts weird to think about. What if they did??
There are 4 kids of mine out there from mom's that I'll never remember.
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2017-05-08 at 5:20 AM UTC^ This guy gives a new word to the meaning "Plug"...
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2017-05-08 at 5:24 AM UTC
