2017-05-07 at 7:24 PM UTC
than wen u load up from ur break u can goto spave
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2017-05-07 at 7:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by reject
I walked past some lads tonight and one had lost his mandy so I told him I was sorry for his loss
pull owt a shank an tell them tohand over their bud
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2017-05-07 at 8:49 PM UTC
I typed "rice" in on instacart and clicked the first item and it ended up being a 50lb bag of rice. I live alone and don't even eat that much rice, what the fuck am I going to do with this shit? Maybe I'll throw it around that corner on market I have to walk past every day where pigeons always shit and see if I can depopulate the fuckers.
Maybe I can make mochi or something.
2017-05-07 at 9:47 PM UTC
Aaliyah was hotter than a two dollar pistol.
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2017-05-07 at 11:36 PM UTC
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2017-05-08 at 12:34 AM UTC
Has anyone seen the French film Blue is the Warmest Color? Watch that with your girlfriend, guaranteed sex. Nymphomaniac also works.
Also, I'm trying to decide if I want to go to my 10 year high school reunion or not. Maybe I'll wait another 15 years and shoot for the 25th reunion. Maybe some of the assholes will have died by then (including myself, I guess).
2017-05-08 at 12:42 AM UTC
Oh man, that movie. I watched it on a plane, all I knew about it was "lesbians" but not that it was going to be like that. I was on the aisle, this like 10 year old kid was sitting at the window with his mom between, she gave me some dark looks but I was like fuck, I'm not going to stop a movie half way through because there are some vaginas on the screen, that would be even more awkward. Also it was supposed to be "night time" where they turn the lights off and shit and I didn't want to bug people by turning a light on to read, so it was like lesbian sex or nothing. I don't see how I could be held accountable in that situation, I just don't see it.
2017-05-08 at 12:43 AM UTC
also reunions are for fags who care too much
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