Yacht theft

1. 2022-09-15 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   that's because I haven't opened it yet, bozo.
   
   https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2012/09/27/161881513/cocaine-for-snowblindness-what-polar-explorers-packed-for-first-aid
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse
2. 2022-09-15 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost that's because I haven't opened it yet, bozo.

   
   You can barely open your eyes most days
3. 2022-09-15 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #23
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can barely open your eyes most days

   
   U got ur drugs mixed up bruh, thats heroin.
   
   Scrahwn does duh meffz cuz he's hxc
4. 2022-09-15 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse U got ur drugs mixed up bruh, thats heroin.
   
   Scrahwn does duh meffz cuz he's hxc

   
   I was speaking metaphorically.
5. 2022-09-15 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I can see the economic possibilities of the great uncharted UNCLAIMED Northern Lands
   
   where you see a wasteland I see a future.
   
6. 2022-09-15 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   guys i hate to break it to you but yachts aren't just cars that float, and even if they were you're white so stealing one's not really part of your repertoire
7. 2022-09-15 at 9:36 AM UTC

   #27
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   how do you even learn how to steer or control one of those things? the big yachts i mean?
8. 2022-09-15 at 11:48 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat how do you even learn how to steer or control one of those things? the big yachts i mean?

   
   It can't be that hard.
9. 2022-09-15 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #29
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump I'm at that age when I'm thinking about buyingstealing a boat. I'm thinking about taking it over the winter from one of those rich old assholes who buys a boat and never goes out in it. If they don't visit it except every 6 months, then why not steal it. They won't even notice it missing until next summer. Anyone got any info about this?

   
   They usually pay/tip the Marina guy to keep an eye on it, he'll report it missing pretty much immediately.
10. 2022-09-15 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #30
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They usually pay/tip the Marina guy to keep an eye on it, he'll report it missing pretty much immediately.

    
    This first time you've ever said something I can agree with.
11. 2022-09-15 at 1:38 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant This first time you've ever said something I can agree with.

    
    I'll alert CNN
12. 2022-09-15 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #32
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll alert CNN

    
    Please do this is newsworthy. Another deal of the apocalypse has been broken.