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Yacht theft

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    I'm at that age when I'm thinking about buyingstealing a boat. I'm thinking about taking it over the winter from one of those rich old assholes who buys a boat and never goes out in it. If they don't visit it except every 6 months, then why not steal it. They won't even notice it missing until next summer. Anyone got any info about this?
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  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    Find one registered to a Russian, I bet he isn't gonna be back for a while
  3. #3
    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost Find one registered to a Russian, I bet he isn't gonna be back for a while

    Dunno how to do that.
  4. #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Dunno how to do that.

    Isn't it all pubic record like airplanes or something? Like that scene in Lord of War they had to rename their boat, I think yachts/non commercial vessels have similar rules with names

    https://www.boat-alert.com/blog/how-to-find-the-owner-of-a-boat-by-hin/
  5. #5
    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    Yaar, I be searching a first mate for this nautical adventure. Please PM with details about why you don't know whether you get seasick or not, but want to MAGA (or equivalent) anyway.
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I'm sure it would be easy enough to steal. The hard part would come after it was stolen if we're talking the US. Otherwise look into your local watercraft registration, licenses, and ownership transfer. That is unless you know of a marina with a boat chop shop or know of an inland boat chop shop and have access to the correct trailer and vehicle for towing a "yacht"
  7. #7
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yeah take it to the marina chop shop on a yacht trailer, heard good idea bud
  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Yaar, I be searching a first mate for this nautical adventure. Please PM with details about why you don't know whether you get seasick or not, but want to MAGA (or equivalent) anyway.

    i'm a real old tyme swashbuckler thats not afraid to hoist a jib or swab a deck, or two.
    and I always call first dibs on barrel duty
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  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by A College Professor yeah take it to the marina chop shop on a yacht trailer, heard good idea bud

    Sarcasm isn't your strong suit huh? Doesn't surprise me. After sarcasm is a sign of intelligence. Seeing as you don't get sarcasm...
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    I want to run a boat chop shop
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm sure it would be easy enough to steal. The hard part would come after it was stolen if we're talking the US. Otherwise look into your local watercraft registration, licenses, and ownership transfer. That is unless you know of a marina with a boat chop shop or know of an inland boat chop shop and have access to the correct trailer and vehicle for towing a "yacht"

    fuck that, I'd be down to steal a yacht and take it on a trip to the ant/arctic
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  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    bring some guns and take over a research station
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  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Use the yacht for an elaborate ruse of pretending to be stranded, pirate a larger commercial vessel and ye have the making of a fleet, Admiral.

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  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost Use the yacht for an elaborate ruse of pretending to be stranded, pirate a larger commercial vessel and ye have the making of a fleet, Admiral.


    I wonder if you could use an NLAW to (threaten to) sink a cruise liner
  15. #15
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra bring some guns and take over a research station

    There is not one of us that would last a week in that environment under those circumstances.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is not one of us that would last a week in that environment under those circumstances.

    we'd just need to wait out global warming, they probably have enough supplies for that
  17. #17
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Ill only join if im given a harpoon gun. I get to be Kevin Costner
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker There is not one of us that would last a week in that environment under those circumstances.

    I would open a tim hortons there

  19. #19
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ill only join if im given a harpoon gun. I get to be Kevin Costner

    Deal but you get no harpoon or cable
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Ghost I would open a tim hortons there


    There are no Hortons in Antarctica simp
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