2022-09-14 at 10:07 PM UTC
I'm at that age when I'm thinking about buyingstealing a boat. I'm thinking about taking it over the winter from one of those rich old assholes who buys a boat and never goes out in it. If they don't visit it except every 6 months, then why not steal it. They won't even notice it missing until next summer. Anyone got any info about this?
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2022-09-14 at 10:46 PM UTC
Find one registered to a Russian, I bet he isn't gonna be back for a while
2022-09-14 at 11:17 PM UTC
Yaar, I be searching a first mate for this nautical adventure. Please PM with details about why you don't know whether you get seasick or not, but want to MAGA (or equivalent) anyway.
2022-09-15 at 12:19 AM UTC
Speedy Parker
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[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
I'm sure it would be easy enough to steal. The hard part would come after it was stolen if we're talking the US. Otherwise look into your local watercraft registration, licenses, and ownership transfer. That is unless you know of a marina with a boat chop shop or know of an inland boat chop shop and have access to the correct trailer and vehicle for towing a "yacht"
2022-09-15 at 12:28 AM UTC
yeah take it to the marina chop shop on a yacht trailer, heard good idea bud
2022-09-15 at 12:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Yaar, I be searching a first mate for this nautical adventure. Please PM with details about why you don't know whether you get seasick or not, but want to MAGA (or equivalent) anyway.
i'm a real old tyme swashbuckler thats not afraid to hoist a jib or swab a deck, or two.
and I always call first dibs on barrel duty
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2022-09-15 at 1:44 AM UTC
I want to run a boat chop shop
2022-09-15 at 1:44 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
I'm sure it would be easy enough to steal. The hard part would come after it was stolen if we're talking the US. Otherwise look into your local watercraft registration, licenses, and ownership transfer. That is unless you know of a marina with a boat chop shop or know of an inland boat chop shop and have access to the correct trailer and vehicle for towing a "yacht"
fuck that, I'd be down to steal a yacht and take it on a trip to the ant/arctic
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2022-09-15 at 1:46 AM UTC
aldra
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bring some guns and take over a research station
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2022-09-15 at 2:04 AM UTC
Use the yacht for an elaborate ruse of pretending to be stranded, pirate a larger commercial vessel and ye have the making of a fleet, Admiral.
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2022-09-15 at 2:18 AM UTC
Ill only join if im given a harpoon gun. I get to be Kevin Costner
