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Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old

  1. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what have you bartered with your asshole.

  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ your favorite comedian is probably Jerry Seinfeld. Actually you'd be embarrassed to tell us who your favorite comedians are because it would reveal how lowbrow your sense of humor is. I genuinely believe you would be one of the most boring people in the world to hang out with lol

    That show sucks. Any show with laughing in the background is garbage
  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo Cigrincel is pretty bad with words and talking and conversing/understanding cues and nuance. I think he's probably a pedophile. If not before he definitely is now, nobody over 18 is as immature as he is

    Hey you should answer my question. Why do you finance and house a unemployed bitch and her kid?
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    why do you finance yourself just shut the fuck up and die you are not worth paying for
  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Steven why do you finance yourself just shut the fuck up and die you are not worth paying for

    go fuck yourself you derp eye retarded nigger on jerry springer
  6. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Steven why do you finance yourself just shut the fuck up and die you are not worth paying for
  7. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting go fuck yourself you derp eye retarded nigger on jerry springer

    do you legitimately think I'm tacho holy fuck lol
  8. lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  9. lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Steven do you legitimately think I'm tacho holy fuck lol

    Tacho was smarter
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Steven do you legitimately think I'm tacho holy fuck lol

    We all know you are
  12. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting We all know you are

    well I do love ska
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Hey you should answer my question. Why do you finance and house a unemployed bitch and her kid?

    That was your question? I have a kid with her and although I try my darn destiny to kick her out I'm not a petty bitch who's gonna have my kid go without out of spite. She gets some money and will get a job when she gets a place which been trying to find for a while

    So now answer my question. Do you think you'll ever have sex again or is intimacy just "not for you?" Is it over for you or are you a "sleeping incel beauty" awaiting a prince(ss?) Charming to kiss you and awaken you from your slumber?
  14. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo That was your question? I have a kid with her and although I try my darn destiny to kick her out I'm not a petty bitch who's gonna have my kid go without out of spite. She gets some money and will get a job when she gets a place which been trying to find for a while

    What about your 1st kid you abandoned?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting That show sucks. Any show with laughing in the background is garbage

    I'm talking about stand up comedy not TV shows. Who's your favorites? Kevin Hart? Jeff Dunham? Aziz Ansari? lol
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  16. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm talking about stand up comedy not TV shows. Who's your favorites? Kevin Hart? Jeff Dunham? Aziz Ansari? lol

    Dave Chappelle
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  17. Steven African Astronaut
    hey mq have you seen steve halkaonoaklaois
  18. Steven African Astronaut


    He's a total asshole but his crowdwork is 1000%
  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Steve halitosis
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I've seen a fair amount of YouTube shorts of his. He's AIGHT. I haven't actually heard any of his stand up that isn't crowd work tbh, but yes his being an asshole is what's kinda funny I guess although he laughs a lot at his own jokes which is sort of annoying. I don't think I'd pay money to see him live. Maybe 5 or 10 bucks. Maybe.
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