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Leonardo DiCaprio bravely dumps GF after she becomes offensively old

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Incessant If this was a joke you are most definitely too autistic to function.

    But actually I don't think it's a joke. It's the key to unlocking your messed up psyche. You are so afraid and dwarfed by all women that you can only enjoy yourself if there is a power imbalance. Aka noncing like you mentioned here or doing a rape.

    Of anyone here that I would kms on site if I woke up as them… You're probably number 2 or 3 and even fonaplats is well behind you on that list.

    He has admitted to being convicted of a sex offense before and has not had sex since. He is wildly insecure about any woman's sexual history and is intimidated by any grown woman. It would make alot of sense and be one of many reasons why he should immediately kill himself
  2. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo He has admitted to being convicted of a sex offense before and has not had sex since.

    What kind of sex offense tho?
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ejaculating in his hand and throwing it at women from his car
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra ejaculating in his hand and throwing it at women from his car

    no
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra ejaculating in his hand and throwing it at women from his car

    The only bit of Russell brands stand up that I liked had to do with "seagulling"
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Reminds me of someone I was on a lockdown range with who had been convicted of taking a bunch of drugs, ringing peoples doorbells and jacking off on their doorstep. He was nicknamed "the mad whacker" and I feel like the newspaper was the one to coin the name
  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by cigreting 5,237 chomo threads started 😂

    FIFY
  8. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Reminds me of someone I was on a lockdown range with who had been convicted of taking a bunch of drugs, ringing peoples doorbells and jacking off on their doorstep. He was nicknamed "the mad whacker" and I feel like the newspaper was the one to coin the name

    "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

    *door slams*
  9. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo What? You are pathetically immature and clearly not able to emotionally or physically deal with sexual intercourse. Are you sure you're in your 30s?

    Still havent answered the question. Maybe you don't read so well. Feel free to ask me to ask you again.
  10. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo He has admitted to being convicted of a sex offense before and has not had sex since. He is wildly insecure about any woman's sexual history and is intimidated by any grown woman. It would make alot of sense and be one of many reasons why he should immediately kill himself

    i know i seks ofended ur granps n he like eet bt me said me sorie but he sukt me so gud faget
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Steven What kind of sex offense tho?

    Hey did you see the video of you on jerry springer 😂
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Hey did you see the video of you on jerry springer 😂

    Did you see the one of you on the Ellen degenarate show? Lol everyone has been talking about it
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol ellen the degenerant, Like the northern riders shes a degenerant like them,
  14. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you see the one of you on the Ellen degenarate show? Lol everyone has been talking about it

    Poor attempt at humor
    0/10
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Steven Pay

    give (someone) money that is due for work done, goods received, or a debt incurred.

    There are many forms of payment. Have you never bartered or traded?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Poor attempt at humor
    0/10

    your favorite comedian is probably Jerry Seinfeld. Actually you'd be embarrassed to tell us who your favorite comedians are because it would reveal how lowbrow your sense of humor is. I genuinely believe you would be one of the most boring people in the world to hang out with lol
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ your favorite comedian is probably Jerry Seinfeld. Actually you'd be embarrassed to tell us who your favorite comedians are because it would reveal how lowbrow your sense of humor is. I genuinely believe you would be one of the most boring people in the world to hang out with lol

    Hypnotoad is the best comedian ever.

  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cigrincel is pretty bad with words and talking and conversing/understanding cues and nuance. I think he's probably a pedophile. If not before he definitely is now, nobody over 18 is as immature as he is
  19. Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Cigrincel is pretty bad with words and talking and conversing/understanding cues and nuance. I think he's probably a pedophile. If not before he definitely is now, nobody over 18 is as immature as he is

    I don't think he's a pedophile.

    He's probably one of those dudes with zero mother figures in his life.

    Very sad.

    We should all be introducing cigrotting to our mothers.
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker There are many forms of payment. Have you never bartered or traded?

    what have you bartered with your asshole.
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